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Just chilln with some incorrect Deltarune quotes and soon some incorrect Undertale quotes (Maybe even some other fandoms like Cuphead, Bendy or Kid Icarus...)

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Ralsei: Where are you going?

Kris: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Jevil: I can explain.

Ralsei: Can you?

Jevil: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Chara: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Kris not looking up from their book: Spear.

Chara: BLOCKED

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Cuphead: What do you think Mugman will do for a distraction?

Ms. Chalice: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Ms. Chalice: ... or he could do that.

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Kris: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Ralsei: Okay, but what is updog?

Susie: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Lancer: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Jevil: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Roulxs: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Kris: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Lancer: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Susie: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Ralsei: What’s a henway??

Kris: Oh, about five pounds.

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Toriel: Kris...

Kris: Oh no, 'Kris' in b-flat.

Kris: You're disappointed.

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Jevil: Poison, poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses, corpses!

Kris: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Lancer: Meet me and Susie in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Susie: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Ralsei: What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

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Ralsei: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jevil, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Susie: Rules are made to be broken.

Roulxs Kaard: They were made to be followeth. Nothing is madeth to be broken.

Kris: Uh, piñatas.

Lancer: Glow sticks.

Jevil: Karate boards, boards!

Ralsei: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Susie: Rules.

Roulxs Kaard:

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Ralsei: What does 'take out' mean to all of you?

Lancer: Food.

Kris: Dating~

Susie: Murder.

Jevil: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE, THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!

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Jevil: I’ve done, done a lot of dumb stuff.

Kris: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Susie: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Lancer: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Ralsei: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Roulxs: *Gets down on one knee*

Jevil: Oh my god, it’s finally happening, happening!

Roulxs: *Falls over*

Jevil: The poison is kicking in.

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Kris: Time for plan G.

Ralsei: Don’t you mean plan B?

Kris: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Susie: What about plan D?

Kris: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lancer: What about plan E?

Kris: I’m hoping not to use it. Jevil dies in plan E.

Roulxs: Thou like-eth plan E.

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Ralsei: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Kris and I are dating.

Kris, Susie, Lancer and Jevil: [gasp]

Ralsei: Kris, why are you surprised?!

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Ralsei, walking into the kitchen: Kris, is something burning?

Kris, leaning seductively against the counter: Only my desire for you~

Ralsei: Kris... the toaster is on fire!

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Susie: Let me put it this way. I have locked Kris and Ralsei in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.

Lancer: Could you put it in another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Susie: [sighs] I’m sort of blackmailing them.

Lancer: Oh, happy days!