[100om-deactivated20150512]

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

[forgamers]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[redditfront]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[7s7s7s7s7s]

[abbyfrommelb-blog]

[lapilazulis]

[just-shower-thoughts]

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

[yourangelonline]