I Think Im Dumb, Maybe Just Happy

Ashyr-20-Seattle queer

[animusseas]

What’s it like to have ptsd?

It’s like fighting things that are no longer there.

- Simon

[alexander]

Gay dating is a lot like finding a job, you either find one on the internet or get a referral through a friend

[boobs-not-dudes-deactivated2015]

Period period go away, don't come back I'm fucking gay.

[marxvx-deactivated20170329]

[march-to-thesea]

[fuckyeah--fitlesbian]

Follow for more

[alyciajazmin]

[as-z-goes]

Their tattoos are so hot

[saddboikaii-deactivated20221212]

FUCKKK 😩😩

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

The girl with the nose ring can fuck me up any day 😍😍

[nothing-is-promised]

Ugh this

[lifesbetterwhenitsbreezy]

Yeah mhm

[theyll-never-knoww]

I absolutely love this

[sizzlerpants]

Not sure why there’s tears in my eyes but whatever

[benjaminalivia]

i’m in love with this

[procaine-deactivated20111004-de]

why i like girls

soft hair 

soft skin 

general softness 

boobs 

i can share clothes with my girlfriend

lol

they look cute when they sleep

they are good cuddlers

and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together

the way they kiss

they always smell nice 

i can play with her hair 

they write the best love letters

they tend to be more understanding

their eyes 

their curves

yep

dsjdslkajdlks 

i just love girls 

bye

[dana-bubble99-blog]

Accurate

[baked-rager-blog]

[rainycitykid]

@waytoostrongforwaytoolong

[dvnwild]

Matilda ft. OMVR  // Apologize

Everything you said about all of your dreams

Your future with me

I think you really believed

[nonbinarysapphic]

good news everyone: lesbians

[kraornivek]

Bad news everyone: Wasps

[nonbinarysapphic]

good news everyone: lesbians are immune to the stings of wasps and will tear apart nests with their bare hands

[fdfvfv-deactivated20170917]

bad news everyone: i am a lesbian and allergic to wasps

[nonbinarysapphic]

fuck

[heronb]

Good news everyone: im a lesbian and I’m not allergic to wasps and ill personally fight every wasp that hurts a lesbian

[lesbicasentimental]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[rainycitykid]

@waytoostrongforwaytoolong

[lovegaygirls]

[rainycitykid]

@waytoostrongforwaytoolong this will be us,traveling to new places and historic monuments together and kissing at all of them 💜💜💜

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[teethwreath]

man i want a whole series based around this idea with a team of people going into temples and ancient cities and shit, and trying to figure out what the fuck to do and where to go, and all the wild shenanigans that happen because they inevitably have to guess or miss important information or just plain get it wrong

the crucial difference in a culture that uses gemstones as currency between “you will be metaphorically showered with riches” and “you will be covered with rocks (from the ceiling from the trap full of boulders)” …

hell you could do it with that indiana jones reboot idea with lupita nyong'o as indiana and her putting artifacts back rather than taking them

also imagine if they had to negotiate with ancient godlike beings in these languages and they like “shit I’ve only seen these words written down pls slow down” and the godlike beings are pissed as fuck cos of stuff being stolen, and they’re trying to translate well enough to try and figure out what the hell was stolen so they can find it, and also maybe somehow talk their way out of smiting and rains of fire without accidentally calling the undead priests lazy fucks cause of bad pronounciation or unknowingly agreeing to making a sacrifice of freshly severed dicks for the dick temple

[his-quietus-make]

GIVE IT TO ME

[theburning-marshmallow-deactiva]

“Jack you’ve been sitting there for like an hour and still don’t know if this is a dick joke or something serious-”

“Shut up, you aren’t the one translating this. And judging from the fact that I’ve been studying this dead language which no one knows for only about four years, I think I’m doing a pretty good job.”

“Are you implying that your knowledge comes from pure guesswork?”

*Turns around aggressively*

“Do you want me to decode this or do you want me to fucking leave?”

[rainycitykid]

@waytoostrongforwaytoolong I could see you writing somthing like that

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[teethwreath]

man i want a whole series based around this idea with a team of people going into temples and ancient cities and shit, and trying to figure out what the fuck to do and where to go, and all the wild shenanigans that happen because they inevitably have to guess or miss important information or just plain get it wrong

the crucial difference in a culture that uses gemstones as currency between “you will be metaphorically showered with riches” and “you will be covered with rocks (from the ceiling from the trap full of boulders)” …

hell you could do it with that indiana jones reboot idea with lupita nyong'o as indiana and her putting artifacts back rather than taking them

also imagine if they had to negotiate with ancient godlike beings in these languages and they like “shit I’ve only seen these words written down pls slow down” and the godlike beings are pissed as fuck cos of stuff being stolen, and they’re trying to translate well enough to try and figure out what the hell was stolen so they can find it, and also maybe somehow talk their way out of smiting and rains of fire without accidentally calling the undead priests lazy fucks cause of bad pronounciation or unknowingly agreeing to making a sacrifice of freshly severed dicks for the dick temple

[his-quietus-make]

GIVE IT TO ME

[theburning-marshmallow-deactiva]

“Jack you’ve been sitting there for like an hour and still don’t know if this is a dick joke or something serious-”

“Shut up, you aren’t the one translating this. And judging from the fact that I’ve been studying this dead language which no one knows for only about four years, I think I’m doing a pretty good job.”

“Are you implying that your knowledge comes from pure guesswork?”

*Turns around aggressively*

“Do you want me to decode this or do you want me to fucking leave?”

[talesofalushie]

Bewitching Broomsticks

*phone ringing* Me: Thank you for calling Lush Cosmetics, this is Robyn how may I help you? MITzy (manager-in-training): Yeah hi Robyn…it’s me Me: MITzy?  Why are you calling the store?  Where are you? MITzy: …the broom fell in front of the door and I’m locked in the bathroom.  Can you let me out? *actual photo of what I saw…also she was locked in there for probably 20 minutes and no one knew where she was XD*

[talesofalushie]

Stocking Bath Bombs Like