J E L L Y

*fingerguns with all tentacles*

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is what you people are doing to me today

[ironedsleeper]

[supercomposite-deactivated20220]

[oakenroots]

But… my three girlfriends would never lie to me!

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[diseasedbreeze]

[ayeforscotland]

A slight guilty pleasure of mine is looking at the absolutely ridiculous advice some ‘How to be a masculine man’ videos are giving and then going into the comments to see the most performative shit going.

No Ian, you’re just a dweeb. Constantly scanning for threats makes you a fucking meerkat.

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[pangur-and-grim]

he REALLY hates the smell of my espresso

[escuerzoresucitado]

Penelope in the Odyssey

[v1ckymult1fand0m]

i suggest we start calling christopher’s nolan “ the odyssey “ as “ the ulyssey “ cause that’s not odysseus , that’s his roman version ( as seen by the costumes ) and also that’s what dimitrios katsikis (greek expert and blacksmith of greek armor ) called it in a post he made

You know what, I actually love that idea cuz istg the only thing in common with the actual Greek myth are the names and the really general plot, so yeah, this no longer is worthy of being the odyssey.

Also, preach Dimitrie Katsiki, we love you, you're great.

[acciohanbrough]

I swear to god , he will find a way to make “ the telogony “ somehow canon and i wish i was kidding .

Also Dimitri Katsiki is an icon and we love him !!

[v1ckymult1fand0m]

Oh god that didn't occur to me, he definitely is going to, isn't he?

[acciohanbrough]

considering the fact that the telegony is considered a canon sequel by a lot of Americans , i fear he might .

I literally had to explain to a lot of americans on tiktok on “ epic the musical “ posts that the telegony was created years after the writing of the odyssey and it’s not canon

[v1ckymult1fand0m]

Ο μοναδικός σωστός τρόπος για να γίνει η Οδύσσεια ταινία θα ήταν να την είχε κάνει η Φίνος Φίλμ με τον Βέγγο ως Οδυσσέα, argue with the wall.

[godabandonedthisuniverse]

I have a vision. Αυτό είναι το ιδανικό καστ Οδύσσειας για αυτή την παραγωγή.

Θανάσης Βέγγος= Οδυσσέας

Κώστας Βουτσάς= Τηλέμαχος

Ειρήνη Παππά= Πηνελόπη

Βασίλης Αυλωνίτης= Ποσειδώνας

Λάμπρος Κωνσταντάρας= Δίας

Γεωργία Βασιλειάδου= Αθηνά

Ντίνος Ηλιόπουλος= Πολύφημος

Τζενη Καρέζη= Κίρκη

Αλίκη Βουγιουκλάκη= Καλυψώ

Χλόη Λιάσκου= Ναυσικά

Ρενα Βλαχοπουλου= Παραμάνα

Κώστας Χατζηχρήστος, Νικος Ρίζος, Μίμης Φωτόπουλος, Νίκος Σταυρίδης= Μνηστήρες

Βγάζουν νόημα οι ηλικίες και το timeline? Κανένα απολύτως! Αλλά αυτή είναι η ταινία που θέλω να δω.

[v1ckymult1fand0m]

Συγχαρητήρια φιλ@ μου, προσλαμβάνεσαι ως υπευθυν@ κάστινγκ και μέλος της ομάδας του σεναρίου!

[v1ckymult1fand0m]

No one asked but I deliver anyways:

(Το αποτέλεσμα μετρίων ικανοτήτων σε επεξεργασία φωτογραφίας, 19 downloaded φωτογραφιων, 43 Google searches και ολίγων ωρών)

[godabandonedthisuniverse]

@sugaroto @acciohanbrough

[cerastes]

All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

[bug-swarm]

Nothing! Traffic cones have nothing to do with media players. However they do have to do with the students that original made VLC. The original students used to steal traffic cones when they got drunk together and had amassed a collection of them. So the traffic cone was basically their mascot

[molsno]

[sentimentalslut]

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

[sentimentalslut]

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

[sentimentalslut]

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

[dirt-mann]

[penandinkprincess]

[sharketypes]

Doesn’t look like anyone’s tagged @pangur-and-grim yet…Belphie Behavior

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[gramarye]

you know how some cats have insane neuroses and quirks. well my recently adopted cat Rosita, who is a former feral, was said to find toes and bare skin in general "suspicious" in her shelter description. i was like, oh okay, well my other cat attacks toes, cats do that sometimes i suppose

little did we know what this means is that she not only attacks toes but if she sees you with your ankles or bare arms out for example, there is a high chance she will slap you. she will literally just come up to you and slap you where your skin is showing unless its your face. she doesnt hiss or growl or anything she will just give you a disapproving slap or two i assume to voice her disagreement with how you present yourself

this cat wants you to cover your arms and ankles NOW. slut

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.