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spudme

natural rock formation on Heimaey, Iceland, called Elephant Rock.

bloomflowersbloom

everything in this world is the same

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purplebuddhaproject

http://ift.tt/1MIgUcI

fuks

This is my masterchef submission video

kinglibidinous

The look after the shock face. Like “hell yeah lil omelet. Cook baby, cook!” 😂 she’s cute.

onlyblackgirl

When a bitch try to call you ugly

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[strained laughter] “Oh! Bitch, that ain’t me, bitch!“ [raspy laughter]

thesnobbyartsyblog

That Ain’t me.

itsmrtaiwo

When evil spirits have more Rhythm than you.

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”