Advice from a Chronically Despairing Masochist

Welcome to the advice blog of Izuru Kira. I advise that you first seek help from someone other than me. Anyone, really. I'm not a good person for this sort of thing. Izuru Kira advice blog. Will RP with characters if engaged. Sideblog; cannot send asks.

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This blog has moved!

I finally did what I probably should have done at the beginning; that is, I arranged a full blown tumblog for Izuru, instead of the sideblog I was using previously.

Essentially, everything will be the same. You send in your questions, Izuru answers them at his leisure. The only differences are good ones - I can now send asks to Renji and Shuuhei as well as submit things to them. Incredible. Also, it will make it easier to interact with RP blogs, if that’s what I decide to do.

So no changes, just a different blog to follow! Thanks everyone!

[raiseyourheadanddpreparetocry]

This blog has moved!

I finally did what I probably should have done at the beginning; that is, I arranged a full blown tumblog for Izuru, instead of the sideblog I was using previously.

Essentially, everything will be the same. You send in your questions, Izuru answers them at his leisure. The only differences are good ones - I can now send asks to Renji and Shuuhei as well as submit things to them. Incredible. Also, it will make it easier to interact with RP blogs, if that’s what I decide to do.

So no changes, just a different blog to follow! Thanks everyone!

[raiseyourheadanddpreparetocry]

This blog has moved!

I finally did what I probably should have done at the beginning; that is, I arranged a full blown tumblog for Izuru, instead of the sideblog I was using previously.

Essentially, everything will be the same. You send in your questions, Izuru answers them at his leisure. The only differences are good ones - I can now send asks to Renji and Shuuhei as well as submit things to them. Incredible. Also, it will make it easier to interact with RP blogs, if that's what I decide to do.

So no changes, just a different blog to follow! Thanks everyone!

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do you have any secret talents?

"As it turns out, I’m incredibly talented at guitar! Don’t listen to what Izuru has to say about it though. I can also tie knots into cherry stems with my tongue and I’m secretly good at arranging flowers."

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"'Incredible' certainly is one word for it."

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"So, if I remember correctly, you had mentioned something about a military?"

"What, the Gotei 13? Yeah, it’s not a bad gig, I guess. Steady paycheck, free food and board, almost constant threat of violent death, full dental. What about it?"

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"YOU ARE NOT A DENTIST STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE’S TEETH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!"

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"Can I have that one Quincy's teeth? The one that was temporarily a chunk of ice? I've heard that he has some impressive maxillofacial structural bones."

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"So, if I remember correctly, you had mentioned something about a military?"

"What, the Gotei 13? Yeah, it’s not a bad gig, I guess. Steady paycheck, free food and board, almost constant threat of violent death, full dental. What about it?"

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Full dental.

FULL DENTAL.

Sweats nervously.

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Password: despair

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do you really think that if you pretend to be all stoic and unflappable, people will forget how crushed you are?

"Forget? How could anyone forget?"

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What kind of individuals do you recommend join Squad 3?

"Talented individuals with idealistic morality and the desire to be remade into new beings."

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how does one become the true lord of the dance

"How the hell would I know that? Ask Abarai. I've heard that he knows something about it."

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"I will respond to any and all questions in approximately 45 minutes."

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when will you clean up your dead birds

"When you unclog the toilet, remove your hair from the shower drain, put your dirty dishes in the sink, keep your hair accessories to your side of the sink area, and take out the trash."

"And when I say ‘the trash’, I mean the garbage. Not me."

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"… But…"

"I’m here… and all that stuff is somewhere else. I’d have to get up to do all that. Therefore, I cannot do those things at this time. And for the record Shuuhei is the one who clogged the toilet. He found the sea urchin I put in the sink for him and tried to flush it.”

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"Then the birds fucking stay."

"But… why did he have to flush it? I don’t want anything that spiky near me when I do my business."

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when will you clean up your dead birds

"When you unclog the toilet, remove your hair from the shower drain, put your dirty dishes in the sink, keep your hair accessories to your side of the sink area, and take out the trash."

"And when I say 'the trash', I mean the garbage. Not me."

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"I'm not dead. I can't be dead. I can think so I'm not dead. I'm real. I can feel myself. I won't die, so long as I am useful."

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"You can’t just keep dead things in your room like that it’s weird!”

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"But. Mr. Scruffles is important. You can't take him away! Besides, you WEAR that damn baboon skeleton when you're in bankai."

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"I’m throwing out the bird skeleton I found in your room."

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"Don't touch Mr. Scruffles!"

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"My boyfriends are incredibly childish."

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"Says the man who still cries when watching Bambi."