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[akindplace]

oh. almost forgot that I am in fact wanted and loved and that I belong to this world. and maybe you have forgotten it, but you are as well

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

People with skin conditions deserve better. People with acne, eczema, psoriasis, hidradenitis suppurativa (HS), and other skin conditions do not deserve to be treated like we're contagious or an eyesore. We deserve to be in public and show our skin and not feel ashamed because there is no shame in having a medical condition. We deserve to be free from insensitive questions and unsolicited advice. People with scars, including but not limited to those from burns, surgery, self-harm, injury, illness, and acne also deserve to live life without worrying about rude comments and questions. Don't comment on people's skin, especially strangers'. Even if you think you're being tactful.

[nattousan]

"But surely you've at least wanted to try using AI-"

[lazyydaisyyy]

Ursula K. Le Guin, “Author’s Note” from The Left Hand of Darkness

[radicalgraff]

FIFA graffiti seen in Jerusalem

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[apolladay]

When you have nightmares about school, what grade level are you most frequently?

* preschool (under five years old)

* early elementary (kindergarten to 3rd grade, 5-8 years old

* late elementary (3rd-5th grade, 8-11 years old)

* middle school (6th-8th grade, 11-14 years old)

* high school (9th-12th grade, 14-18 years old)

* college/university (18+)

* some other type of school

* it’s complicated

* I never have school related nightmares

* see results

Please select the grade level from the dream NOT the one related to your age in said dream (for example, if you have a dream about being forced to retake the 7th grade as an adult, select the “middle school” option)

When you have nightmares about school, what grade level are you most frequently?

preschool (under five years old)

early elementary (kindergarten to 3rd grade, 5-8 years old)

late elementary (3rd-5th grade, 8-11 years old)

middle school (6th-8th grade, 11-14 years old)

high school (9th-12th grade, 14-18 years old)

college/university (18+)

some other type of school

it’s complicated

I never have school related nightmares

see results

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

Please select the grade level from the dream NOT the one related to your age in said dream (for example, if you have a dream about being forced to retake the 7th grade as an adult, select the “middle school” option)

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[assaultmystic-archive]

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[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[fucking-relax]

i don't know if i can have this reminder repeat in a meaningfully effective way on this blog, but

are you partway through doing something and you forgot? perhaps the laundry or some other timed event?

if not, that's fine, sorry to bother

if so, you may wanna go do that