Growtherton

A place for guys to grow

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Welcome to Growtherton! From its bustling downtown, to its vibrant entertainment district, to its cozy residential neighbourhoods, Growtherton is a city with big things in its future! Of course, the nearby enchanted forest had to be cut down for development, the old quarry in the industrial district is said to be haunted, there are strange, mysterious lights in the lake at night, and there's a criminal syndicate apparently run by genies, but all that just adds to the rich and colourful history of Growtherton! So stop in and say hello! Take in the sights, the culture, the food, and the eye candy. Don't be alarmed if things start getting bigger, it's just part of the local charm! Looking for something a bit more adult? Things get even bigger after dark. Growtherton Nights is now live!

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It’s not all fun and games at Delta Labs. Someone’s got to keep the lights oe. One of those is Lance in accounts payable. Despite a daily commute from Builder’s Crossing, Lance is one of the first in the offices every morning, and has a great reputation for taking any complaints seriously and treating any payroll discrepencies as his top priority. Employees from all departments are grateful for his diligence, and even give him a taste of what they’re working on, every now and then. Have a safe drive back home tonight, Lance!

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Be sure to take advantage of this limited time offer at Horsepower Fitness! This summer, gym-goers with the standard membership can have thirty days of premium at no additional cost! This allows them access to amenities such as spin classes, squash courts, and of course the sauna! They’re making it easier than ever to reach your fitness goals for the summer.

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After finishing the final exam of a gruelling semester in pre-law at Growtherton University, Preston felt like he could take on the world, so he put all his dating apps back on his phone, and quickly lined something up. Now that it’s the night of, hiwever, he’s remembering how long it been since he’s been on a date, and is lowkey freaking out. Luckily, his roommate’s in engineering, and thinks his term project is just the thing Preston needs.

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In 2024 Growtheron City Hall signed off on an industrial stimulus package intended to bring more tradesmen into the city, and Donnelly was one of the first to take them up on it. It’s been over a year since he’s moved to town, and even after encountering many of Growtheron’s eccentricies on the job, this city still finds ways to surprise him.

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Log in now to the Lifter’s Journey open beta, take party in their in-game Pride Celebration to earn exclusive rewards!

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The latest expansion for Progressive Overload is available now at the gaming café Natural 20. Give it a try next time you’re in the neighbourhood!

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It’s Pride Month in Growtherton! Sasha wanted to have some abs to show off so he signed up at Golden Lantern fitness, hoping a few weeks of going hard would get him slim and fit just in time for all the big Pride parties. Things… didn’t go quite as planned.

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The podcast Bits of History has a new sponsor! Buffli made headlines for making bold claims, rushing development, and server connectivity problems. But I'm sure Jamie wouldn't lend his name to a dubious product. Maybe I'll check it out!

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It wasn’t just comics being given away during Free Comic Book Day last weekend. The occult district’s out of the way hobby shop was giving out free dice sets as well. Count yourself lucky if you snagged one, I hear they ran out fast!

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Lifter’s Journey just wrapped up their May Day weekend event! I hope you all managed to complete those limited time achievements. I hear it was very rewarding.

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After an outpouring of local support and fundraising, the Growtherton Chamber of Commerce has proudly unveiled its tribute to local legend, Beefy McSwoleberg. Celebrating his larger-than-life personality and inspirational fitness journey, a statue in his likeness has been installed near the centre of Vaillant Gardens. For those who knew him, it's a place to remember him fondly, and it will remain for newcomers to discover. I have no doubt that Beefy will continue to be a source of awe and inspiration for generations to come.

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These days, it’s hard to blame you if you don’t know your neighbours, even here in Growtherton. But some guys are focused on changing that. Take Clint over in Vista Bluto. Whenever someone new moves in on his block, he invites them over for dinner and puts his renowned culinary skills to work. After that hearty feast, everyone seems to fit right in.

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Newly opened in the occult district, Midgard Alchemy's made quite a splash, establishing a robust online presence, reaching out to popular streamers, podcasters, and other online content creators based in Growtherton. They just sponsored last week's episode of On The Pulse. Honestly, I wasn't much of a fan before, I find Aidan's a little stiff and dry for my tastes, but after that last episode, I may be tuning in more often.

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Weather permitting, the patio's back open at the Winklaar Café. Stop by and try their latest craft beer, Swolerbrau! If you can find a seat, that is. The place gets pretty crowded!

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Golden Lamp Fitness offers one on one attention for its clients, with personalized routines to help maximize your journey to your fitness goals. Mind you, some trainers don’t let up even after you reach those goals.

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Lifter's Journey has been in its closed beta for a few months now, and finally entered into its open beta, giving some lower-profile gaming streamers a chance to get in on the action. I hear it's getting more and more addictive every update!