I'm the Knight, Not the Dragon

Ralph Wrecket | 19 | Senior | 522A I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me. RP BLOG

[nala-omiata-blog]

Her name was Elsa. You might have but I don’t think she really got out much so it wouldn’t surprise me if you didn’t know her. Trust me I’ve known Nuka for a while. I’ve never liked him. But I guess I also didn’t like Kovu up until a few months ago. Yeah, that was some pretty bad luck you got in a roommate last year. Really? That’s really good Ralph. I knew you could do it. Graduating is a huge thing.

[ralphofwalt]

Oh, I think I built a snowman with her! But I didn't see her after that. I don't think anybody likes him, and it's not surprising. Wait, so is Kovu a good guy now? This whole family feud thing still confuses me, like a lot. Well, not really bad luck 'cause my roommate before Nuka was Simba, and now I've got you! For some reason, I just can't get away from you guys. Yeah, I just proved my dad wrong, and it felt awesome! Wait, so how are you?

[justchip]

Who’s your roommate? Jumping out windows sounds pretty dangerous so it’s probably a good thing you got a new one. If you jumped out a window you might break a bone and that hurts, don’t you think?

[ralphofwalt]

This girl named Nala, she's my fiance's best friend, and she's really pretty and really cool. Oh man, I've broken a couple of bones before, saying that they hurt is an understatement. So I'm glad that I won't have to feel the need to jump out anymore.

Wait, who are you? I'm Ralph!

[princessxsantucci]

Look at you being all cute. Who’s your roomie?

[ralphofwalt]

Cute? Nah, I'm too manly to be cute. Nala! Who's your new roommate?

[kingfuckingsimba]

What ya didn’t like roomin’ with me? Who’d ya get? I got fuckin’ Einstein. 

[ralphofwalt]

I hated you, remember? You were the biggest stinkhead there is, but I mean, not anymore. I was talking about Nuka though. He was worse than you, way worse. Nala's my roommate! Wait-- Are you serious? Oh no, please don't tell me I'm gonna get more calls or texts in the middle of the night because of that whole mess.

[icangoxthedistance-blog]

The roommate is always scary. I haven’t met mine yet but I’m hoping he won’t be too over the top.

[ralphofwalt]

I wouldn't say that they're scary, they just tend to be really big fartbrains. Do you know his name?

[nala-omiata-blog]

My roommate was actually pretty cool. Kept to herself which was fine by me. But Nuka… Ugh. I don’t know how you got through that. I really don’t think many people are. I’ve uh… I’ve been good. How about you?

[ralphofwalt]

Oh, who was she? Maybe I met her? I don't know either, he drove me crazy. I couldn't really believe my luck, I got stuck with a guy who hated my fiance more than Kovu and didn't hesitate to tell me. That's great! I've been doing amazing, I mean, I graduated! And with good grades, too.

[nala-omiata-blog]

There will definitely be zero jumping out of windows in our room. Yeah I guess it’s nice to not have to room with someone who you don’t know at all. That’s usually pretty awkward. Glad we can skip that part.

[ralphofwalt]

Yeah, it's exciting. That last semester with Nuka was just awful. Yeah, we can skip awkward small talk because I'm not good at that. How've you been, Nala?

[ralphofwalt]

Whoa, awesome! I get to room with somebody I actually like! Thank God, because my last roommate made me want to jump out of a window.

[loverssmcfly-blog]

[kingfuckingsimba]

I’m king of m’family empire. Surprise. Wouldn’t call what we did talkin’ exactly.

[ralphofwalt]

Oh. Well... Oh.

[dementedyouthx]

What kind of god awful name is Vanellope? Her parent must’ve really hated her since she was given such a name

[ralphofwalt]

Probably, don't all the parents of the kids here hate them?

[dementedyouthx]

Great insult, really. 

[ralphofwalt]

Oh monkeycrap, you're like Vanellope but a boy.

[kingfuckingsimba]

Babe, listen. I left ‘cause I went home. I went and took what was mine. S’hard t’explain. I wasn’t bein’ who m’father wanted me to be. I had t’leave and take m’place. It was a rash decision I know. But m’back, i’m okay and i’m king. I don’t know how else to explain this. m’sorry. I ain’t ever gonna leave ya you know that right? Not ever. I mean yeah I did to save my aunt and family business. But not ever, ever.

[ralphofwalt]

You're k-- What the hell are you talking about? What family-- You stupid stinkbrain, you big snotrocket, did you go back to that assfart of a uncle of yours to talk to him?!

[dementedyouthx]

Well if you’re here i’m pretty sure the experience will be awful.

[ralphofwalt]

Wow, you're a mean little boy.

[chipperpotts-deactivated2014071]

Yes, could I please have one? All your shirts must be stained then, huh?

[ralphofwalt]

Yeah, but it's usually water so it's not a big deal. Here ya go. [Ralph grabbed a napkin from his back pocket and handed it to the little boy.] Gotta be more careful with juice.

[farmboy-taran]

Go away, can’t you see that I’m busy?

[ralphofwalt]

Oh, uh... Sorry. I just wanted to let you know that there's a bug on your chest.

[frankie--longbottom-deactivated]

"Well, hello there!"

[ralphofwalt]

Hi! Hey, have you seen a red pen by any chance?