Ralvein's News

I do news in human english.

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Hypothetically

What would you, humans, do if you walked into a room and it was the entire archive of the internet? How about one of everything you as a species made? How about if you were suddenly temporarily moved off the planet? I'm interested.

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Eggs and Milk

Recent attempts to successfully make a cake have proven successful. Bilocational Earth Souls who have requested for many years to be able to make things such as cake, ice cream, and pizza have finally had their wishes granted. Using the trillions of DNA samples from Earth provided by our god and governer Lusinn, Dr. Pepper and his team have been able to produce complex food ingredients using modified techniques similar to those used to create the M0M-Borns. Their demand does not end there, as Jade Kawiway specifically has asked for a fully-feathered chicken, which oddly enough the process seems to be simplier in creation then eggs. Cainluta Varloie is endorsing this cause, the reason being the desire to satisfy BESs, and eventually humans themselves when we slowly start to abduct their vessels as test subjects for the temporary habitat planet.

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I may not have a lot of time.

Humans, who have undisclosed certain information regarding certain technology that we may or may have not put close to your planet, may continue searching for more of them. If they all get taken down, I will not be able to communicate with your world anymore. Nor will anyone else. This is critical. Lusinc Learuunlok and Cainluta Varloie are working on backing up what we have, and perhaps shipping another one to your planet, although they are quite anxious that their ships could be spotted. These technologies have helped us learn about you, as well as your many languages, I however was not given the delicacy of being taught more than one, that one being English as you call it. I hope to bring news to you and communicate before it is too late.