Muslim Spice Rebuttal
RE: http://muslimspice.com/women-whom-men-should-not-marry
What a great article, man. I now realize what I had been doing for the past 20 some years was absolutely WRONG!! No wonder I am not married off yet. After this article, I decided to drop out of my Ivy League school, send my Dean a letter of disappointment about how he could possibly award a woman like me (and others) a scholarship to attend his University (what an enabler, right?), get a job at Subway for a week or two to perfect the art of sandwich-making, then return home to profusely apologize to all men in my neighborhood for getting a job in the first place. Also, I have decided to delete my Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, Huffingtonpost, CareNow Clinic and bank accounts because I do not want to waste my time with such Astagfirullah. But before I leave the 21st century and all the rights that come with it, I want to write an article about what kind of man I would like to avoid. LOL JK I don't really have a choice who to marry since it is all about the guy, but still. Here it is:
1) The Caring: Please!! Do not ask me about my day! Who cares if I just came back from a 12 hour night shift at the hospital, THIS IS ABOUT YOU YOU SILLY XY CHROMOSOME!! Tell me what kind of sandwich you ate today! What cars you saw! How my facebook is running without me running it!
2) The Patient: Thanks, but no thanks. Take your shoe off and throw it at me if I am taking too long, don't wait for me like some sort of gentleman. Putting my left contact in is not that important anyway!! I can see with one eye. Unreasonable.
3) The Loving: If you pick me, your wife, over your mother, daughter, son, neighbor, bank teller, state senator, co-worker and local McDonalds guy...what are you doing?
4) The Over-looker: IF I HAVE A PIMPLE ON MY FOREHEAD PLEASE MAKE IT APPARENT TO ME EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. Also if you think I am over sensitive please make sure to tell me to get the hell over it.
5) The Funny: HAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM. Need I say more?
Other avoidable types include: Men with jobs, men with homes, men that smell nice, men that put their family first, men with an education, men with no education.