It Is irrelephant

Trying to prove my principal wrong. It is possible to procrastinate the IB, if you believe hard enough.

[beardedmrbean]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i wish i knew some trans guys with my deadname so i could dm them this picture

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

good lord. stay safe out there folks

[guccifloralsuits]

when I say 5 years ago I mean 2015 and when I say 10 years ago I mean 2007 and when I say 20 years ago I mean 1980. Hope this helps!

[coughloop]

[lemke6669]

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[briines]

[hungwy]

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

[icariancarrrion]

[geniusoflove]

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

[galadhir]

honestly being bonded to my hot glue gun is 90% of the problem

[pettyprocrastination]

mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[navigatorwrongway]

you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur

[repmet]

The Pendragon Sword Twirl™

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[firefox-official]

Im going to a new school soon and im pretty strong so im thinking about being a bully, any beginners tips?

this is such a funny ask im not even going to touch it