TV Maniac

Just a random little gremlin ranting about whatever. Emma she/they :) ig: @mnm_1405_

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i refuse to believe let it out was not the cameraman’s favorite song cause the shots for the digital ticket were so so so so so so fucking good

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i don't think i have ever been this excited on jet lag before. first michelle and adam crush is and then adam gets drafted onto the ben team?!

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idk if its been many, many days since the teaser about future jet lag stuff cause im gonna freak out about it now. really looking forward to a potential adam/michelle team up cause they are either gonna crush it or crash and burn from collective anxiety two seconds in and i see no in between.

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well...they crushed it!!

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jet lag a saga:

"ooh it's going to be so fun having three teams and bringing back some fantastic guest stars!"

me suddenly realizing that this means that with both michele and toby there, it means a woman is finally going to lose jet lag the game. "this is gonna set feminism back hundreds of years."

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i fear i must make a formal apology for forgetting about our girlboss amy. i shall forever live in shame for blocking that out of my memory cause i really wanted her an adam to win.

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idk if its been many, many days since the teaser about future jet lag stuff cause im gonna freak out about it now. really looking forward to a potential adam/michelle team up cause they are either gonna crush it or crash and burn from collective anxiety two seconds in and i see no in between.

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jet lag a saga:

"ooh it's going to be so fun having three teams and bringing back some fantastic guest stars!"

me suddenly realizing that this means that with both michele and toby there, it means a woman is finally going to lose jet lag the game. "this is gonna set feminism back hundreds of years."

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STARKID ON DIRTY LAUNDRY?!

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well now its time to spend way too long making a dumb edit of the twilight poster with adam chase and a castle

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Perfect...

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i fear my love for making shitty movie poster (mostly just twilight edits) is getting worse. soon in my world of procrastination i must depart on a treacherous adventure called shitty edits of every jet lag season out of pure boredom and simultaneous excitement over new season. please send any help to prevent me from entering photoshop doom.

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How do i craft a cake in minecraft please please help me

of course! i would love to help a fan of my baking skills, just follow this quick recipe, and you should be good to go!

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Do you think Voltaire or Ash Ketchum is cooler

if i know anything about ash ketchum, it is that he is overly optimistic and would likely agree with famous enemy turned lover of isaac newton gottfied wilhelm leibniz that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and ash also wishes to become the monarch of the pokemon world coronation tournament at some point, indicating that in this specific instance, he definitely forsureforsure believes in the monarchy and we must consider the question of the extent to which he is critical of a world that catches pokemon for sport. thus, ash ketchum is leibniz, and voltaire is silly. but at the same time voltaire is french so thats a hard bargain, but i think voltaire is pretty cool despite that. plus i liked candide. can i elaborate on a lot of the things about candide? no, i may have liked the book but i dont remember it as much as i should and maybe i should reread it. but im here for 18th century drama across philosophers, religious blasphemy, and a little bit of homosexuality.

(i have definitely seen the pokemon tv shows outside of like 20 episodes and a couple movies when i was a small child and definitely don't just like the games so i can definitely speak on ash's overall character forsureforsure)

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Come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities with the rest of the "great warriors?"

Me, I prefer my spells and my books.

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What are your thoughts on O1-{[(2R,3S,4R,5R)-5-(6-Amino-9H-purin-9-yl)-3,4-dihydroxyoxolan-2-yl]methyl} tetrahydrogen triphosphate?

it's like santa claus who is not giving consent. hnnnnno hohohohohoho na na

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Do you prefer "Breaking Bad" or "Magda macht das schon!"??

Oh ich LIEBE Magda macht das schon!

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What did the rocks ever do to you?? Why must you destroy them

september 21, 2005. it was a wednesday afternoon, sun shining upon the grassfed floor as i swung along the grape vines when suddenly, i heard something upon the rose patches, something beckoning my name.

"emmaaaaaa" the voices spoke to me in a trembling tone as i approached and went "ooh look at all the pwetty flowers."

i was but 7 months old and spoke in such delectable tongue when the voices said "no down here you hairless animal!" it was a confusing statement, as i had a full head of hair but i looked down and saw the rocks, starring upon me with their googly eyes.

i picked one up and immediately started sniffing it and trying to stick them up my nose. what else would a baby that got a staff infection from stuffing stuff up their nose do? and then it hit me. the sweet smell, a prismatic rainbow falling upon the rock as i sniffed it. i took the rock home with me that night, my new friend.

rock didnt complain. rock begged of me to take him away to a new world of wonder, away from his fellow rock people. every night i heard him speak, speaking in strange tongues and telling me that he cannot wait for me to grow up and marry a nice gentleman. every day the aroma from rock got stronger and more sweet, and then, on the 10th anniversary upon touching my friend, a double rainbow shown across the sky and lit him up and i could not help but move forward. he smelled so beautiful and in one quick swoop, he was gone, devoured. i could not help it. and since then, the gay has never gone away.

this is definitely a true story of how i need to eat rocks to keep the gay to stay. thank you and goodnight.

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what is your favorite mario powerup???

And what are your thoughts on the biddybug enemy

idk this guy looks pretty cool. i love giga cat

as for biddybud pretty cool i guess. see one every day.

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as an emma born in february, this latest smartypants is really making me aware of the inter-emma violence that exists within the hivemind.

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Well I've given in and decided I need to rant about my Six Degrees "problem". So, I have begun watching the 1964 Addams Family sitcom, which we love, but the actor for Gomez Addams is John Astin, who is in a bunch of wild films that make my 6 degrees brain light up, including Teen Wolf Too starring Jason Bateman and West Side Story. But, he is also connected to someone related to another certain fixation of mine.

John Astin's second wife was Patty Duke, mother of Sean Astin, and he is also the adoptive father of Sean Astin. With this, the Addams Family becomes directly connected to Team Starkid.

Sean Astin has a history with Team Starkid, beginning when he replaced Dylan Saunders in Scarecrow costume at C2E2 in 2012. And in a promotion video for Judas Redux, he also appeared. And then he obviously starred in Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye as Lesly Stone in 2020. I am totally loredumping stuff that people who may or may not see this already know but this is for my own personal obsession so my brain needs to write out all the little details apparently.

All this being said, John Astin (and also the Addams Family itself) is only 2 degrees of separation from most Starkid cast members and crew. This is now making me think about what Astin's Erdős-Bacon number would be, but maybe that's for another side rant. Though I did discover a while back Natalie Portman's Starkid-Erdős-Bacon number with the help of a friend so I could probably figure that out.

Anyways, here's a super fun silly visual representation of this dumb rant. It is definitely 100% very good visual.