The Situation

"Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. ’cause it’s true – all women are, in one way or another. You know, there’s always something about every damn one of you. There’s a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life’s work. But then there’s the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she’s gone. And I’m haunted by yet another road not taken." -Hank Moody

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cheegz]

[saintlos-deactivated20141009]

Marcelo scores the first goal of the World Cup…against Brazil.

[skorpia]

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

[psychoticmist]

If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded “how many is a brazilian.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[4gifs]

[alexiula]

[4gifs]

[4gifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[@jennonten]

[papa-nier]

Trust me, I’m a dad.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[thevanillabeaner]

Realizing you have homework.

[rambowiththeshirtoff]

[tennantes]

[highfivepotassium-deactivated20]

me with everything

[old-school-shit]

[stability]