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Ever since I started the whole ham haiku career, less people have talked to me.

#does your uncle ramsay's talent threaten you?

You need some grapes, bro. Ham!? Suffering succotash, J-to-the-o-zosh

Listen up, kiddies. This is your Uncle Ramsay speaking.

#at first glance you might be like #yeah that Josh dude man is super rad #but alas I am very lonely #who can I converse with on aim #help out your uncle Ramsay

Add some pineapple. That shit be so cray cray y’all. But so good on ham.

#another ham haiku from the master himself

So, the boat just happens to be stopping exactly where I live in Canada.

#probably gonna stay with my mom though #not gonna lie #respect your parents kids #hug them like I'm gonna hug my mom #because I'm a man

joshramsay

josh ramsay in a nutshell

#my face #the more you know

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Mah is ham backwards, You are correct, however, Forwards, it’s still ham.

#a ham haiku for you #sclcna

I’m quitting Marianas to pursue a rap career. I will be solely be focusing on ham based haiku rapping. It’s a small demographic, but I’m confident.

#and here I continue writing ham based haiku raps.

Just a casual night out.

#just some tasteful shenanigans #you better believe it

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it hurts me to say that I want you to stay but it might be alright if you go

#mtrench

November Asks

Fog: Perfect November weather?

Grey: A book that you want to read this November?

Thanksgiving: Favourite thanksgiving food?

Mittens: Your must have November item?

Euphony: Three songs that make you think of November?

Photograph: A photograph you took last November?

Warmth: Your favourite November outfit?

Deer: Favourite November activity?

Baking: Favourite thing to bake in November?

Poetry: Do you like to write? If so, what do you write?

Gingerbread: Favourite type of cookie?

Frost: Are you excited for it to snow? Why or why not?

Chill: Favourite warm drink?

Skating: Do you know how to skate?

Cabin: Some things that you associate with November?

Forest: What's the best part about November where you live?

Lights: Do you put up your christmas lights in November? Or do you wait until December?

#ask away children #amuse your uncle ramsay

Is that honey glazed? You know it, motherfucker. Get in my mouth, ham.

#I am the master of writing ham based haiku raps

I swear, every time that I go on a plane, I get seated next to a devil child.

#uncle ramsay is not amused #correction:#there were actually 3 devil babies

Dude you're pretty cool

Nice of you to notice, my fellow dude.

#my dude status has been raised #I feel powerful

Don’t be scared, Kids.

#your uncle ramsay needs friends too #aka give me your aims #if you don't mind #always remember your manners children #This has been learning hour with Uncle Ramsay.

Sneep snoop neep noop snort snirp!

I feel like I was just visited by a magical Disney fairy, or something.

#ellietherednosereindeer #but really

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