sumbdy’s bby

My house is on Pretty Girl Avenue 🩷 est. 1999 🇵🇷 She/They. 🫧 all socials: ramennoodlie fic recs? check noodlie-reads

[catch57]

let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?

[junkfoodcinemas]

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) dir. Tim Story

[colloidalamber]

wait i dont give a fuck

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[depsidase]

[ramennoodlie]

rip eddie munson you would’ve fucking LOVED ren faire

[ramennoodlie]

just clownin’ around🤍🎪

happy halloween😘

[kingkishou]

I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

[redstonedust]

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[byjove]

have you guys ever reached to pet your pet’s head without looking and accidentally stuck your finger in their ear? and you’re both like “aw man what the fuck”

[byjove]

when a cishet woman says “we’re pregnant” meaning her and her husband I’m mentally like ‘oh, okay’ but when a cishet man says “we’re pregnant” meaning him and his wife I’m mentally like ‘you’re not putting an equal amount of effort into this group assignment. not sure you should take the cred.’

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[antigonickpdf]

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

[antigonickpdf]

meanwhile some influencer is filming a mukbang three feet away. he’s wearing a domo hat exactly like this one but it’s neon blue and he’s slurping loudly over the idiot sandwich lecture happening nearby

[antigonickpdf]

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

[antigonickpdf]

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

[aghostahhh]

man i love playing with my planes

[dailyflicks]

FREDDIE STROMA as ADRIAN CHASE PEACEMAKER (2022-)

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Next time someone asks you if Dan and Phil are dating you can just respond with “yes they’ve been together since 2009” instead of sending an essay back to them

[ramennoodlie]

Yall were sending essays?😭 I was out here saying “yeah, probably”