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“Says who?” He smacked her butt.
Damon eyed the puppy suspiciously. “What do you want?” He asked it. It licked his nose and he tried to look cross. “Don’t give me that cute little puppy look! I invented that!”
“Says me.”
She pressed her lips to his over the dog. “Why do you think I named her after you? Same big eyes that get me to do anything they want.” The puppy made a little noise that could have been a bark if it was older. Mona pulled away looking down at DJ. “Yes you do.”
“Definitely better than having it run off the first time it catches the scent of fresh meat or a postman.”
“Lab’s aren’t generally known for their bloodthirsty nature.” She gave the woman a smirk, pouring herself a shot. “But it makes it easier to catch her.”
Camille in every episode: S01E06 “Finally”
He hummed contently, “I’m feeling suspicious….you are being way too nice.”
“Eh…just throw them a little catnip. It will be fine.” He made a whining sound when she moved away, taking the warmth with her. “Fucking tease!” He called after her with a pout. Sitting up he ran a hand down his face. Bringing his fingers down far enough to glare at her with just his eyes he resisted the urge to sneeze. “Get that flea bag out of here! My room!”
“I’m always nice, you just aren’t in the right head space most of the time”
“Only for you.” She curled up next to him again, placing the puppy on his chest. The dog walked toward his face sleepily, crawling up to his neck to lick it. “She wants to give you a kiss.” Mona played with the puppy’s loose skin. “Stop fake sneezing, you’re a vampire you aren’t allergic to anything.”
He arched his neck for her to give her lips better access and purred contently. He lay completely pliant as she unbuttoned his shirt. “Mmmm…”
“Damon Jr?” He snorted rubbing her butt. “Full House…is that what you were watching on Netflix last night? I swear that shit gave me nightmares…that or it was that whore you fed me.” He groaned when she moved. “Yes.” When she breathed into his ear he shuddered making a whining sound. “Maybe.” He paused again. “No….keep it on a leash will you….actually no..let it loose in that cat’s dressing room.”
Smirking into his neck, Mona wrapped her arms under him laying her head on his chest.
“Yes.” She answered kissing his chest, not caring which one he took it as the answer to. “Why I’d love to have Quinn and Caleb pissed at me while simultaneously being terrified of a lab puppy, I’d rather keep her alive. Besides,” Mona slipped away from him, opening the door and crouching down only to come up with a sleepy puppy. “I think she wants to meet you instead.”
“It’s a start.” He sighed, eyeing her chest with interest. When she settled on him he gave one a squeeze.
“DJ?” He snorted. “That’s a terrible name for a dog.” After a pause he pinched her backside. “I don’t remember agreeing to letting your fur ball in the club. I have enough unwanted attention whores.”
She stooped lower, her lips laying kisses along his neck. Lazily the vampire’s fingers began undoing the buttons on Damon’s shirt, brushing light trails over his skin.
“It’s short for Damon Jr. But everyone thinks I named her after Full House.” Rolling her eyes she pressed her hips down against his. “Are you really going to say I can’t bring her. Really?” Her voice was raspy in his ear.
He flopped down on the couch and pouted at her. “I’m not sure if you knew that you just said way too many words to keep my interest….but you did.”
“We don’t name food around here. What’s wrong with you?”
“Sorry, next time I’ll have my tits out to entertain you.” She crawled on top of him, brushing his hair from his eyes.
“DJ’s not food besides, she’ll be good for customers. Promotes a relaxed environment.”
“Looking for my friend”
“Everyone here is looking for a friend. Besides the boss doesn’t like loiterers.” She nodded up towards Damon.
“Why? Cause I don’t like people I don’t know touch me?”
“What are you doing in a brothel then?”
“Will you please keep your hands to yourself?”
“Well you’re loads of fun.”
“She needs a rabies shot.”
“Get rid of it.”
“Now I’m not sure if you know that what you said is contradicting, but it is.”
“Wanna know what I named her?”
“What? I got a new dog. She needs a leash.”
