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[num8skull]

Eating all the chocol8te chips on the walk and then leaving your hiking partner all alone in the woods, call that a 8etrayal mix.

[ramtwang]

i am n0t trapped with the trees

the trees are trapped with me

[ramtwang]

that is a j0ke 0f c0urse

f00d waste is an epidemic

a b0rder1ine crimina1 misuse 0f bi0fue1 that is just

fucking wasted

[num8skull]

Tummy ache.

[ramtwang]

i have returned with the f0110wing tarts

ch00se wise1y

b100berry tart

bakewe11 tart

bündner nusst0rte

mustard tart

pear tart

egg tart

custard tart

carame1 tart

1em0n tart

kiwi tart

asparagus tart

rhubarb tart

frangipane tart

[num8skull]

No straw8erry?

Tch.

[ramtwang]

y0u have ch0sen

mustard tart

i wi11 use the remaining tarts as c0mp0st

[num8skull]

Tummy ache.

[ramtwang]

i have returned with the f0110wing tarts

ch00se wise1y

b100berry tart

bakewe11 tart

bündner nusst0rte

mustard tart

pear tart

egg tart

custard tart

carame1 tart

1em0n tart

kiwi tart

asparagus tart

rhubarb tart

frangipane tart

[sphingidaes]

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

[sphingidaes]

I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress

[num8skull]

#y0u cann0t f001 me there is a firearm under that pi110w

Well........

[ramtwang]

every tw0 weeks i am f0rced t0 change my 0cu1ar screen because y0u t0ss and turn int0 my face

put y0ur weap0nry in the nightstand 0r 0min0us1y dang1ing 0ver the resting s1ab by a h00fbeast hair 1ike every0ne e1se

[num8skull]

Put on the fucking cat ears already.

[num8skull]

You had a hard time walking past the tomagotchis when we went to Akiha8ara, 8e quiet.

[ramtwang]

yes they need t0 be FREE! 0n0

they must break the b0nds 0f their p0rtab1e c0nfines and run free amidst the e1ectric sheep in cyberspace

theyve been ruined by d0mesticati0n and its s0 sad

[ramtwang]

imagine needing tiny effigies 0f 2d pe0p1e in y0ur hive

imagine taking up a11 that space that c0u1d be used f0r s0mething usefu1

1ike an e1ectr0n micr0sc0pe 0r an industria1 freezer

[num8skull]

It's 8etween that and another 8RS figurine. Same vi8e, though.

[ramtwang]

0bservati0n

nerd

d0rk

dweeb

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[num8skull]

Says who???????? I'd 8e an AMAZING Yzma.

[ramtwang]

0kay 0kay i can be yzma 1 and y0u can be yzma a

[num8skull]

I will not 8e your Igor!

[ramtwang]

w001d y0u be my kr0nk

[num8skull]

No. It's Yzma or nothing.

[ramtwang]

0bjecti0n!

we cann0t B0TH be yzma

[num8skull]

I will not 8e your Igor!

[ramtwang]

w001d y0u be my kr0nk

[num8skull]

O8serv8tion: I'm going to kill you with my hands.

[ramtwang]

wait n0 it's perfect th0ugh

i am the misunderst00d dashing scientist and y0u can be my mini0n

i am g0ing t0 10cate s0me 0vera11s f0r y0u at the st0re

[num8skull]

Lantern rite finally got me my pir8te queen.

[ramtwang]

#8eidoooooooou.

0bservati0n

that's the s0und the fucking mini0ns make

[crustycrow]