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Why do ostriches look so happy all the time

There’s this guy that’s like oh hello there you seem nice look at my smile

This one is like what did you say to me bitch did they just say that hold my flower yet it’s still smiling

So is this one but with an added what the fuck did you say to me bitch smiling like imma kill u

This one is like did they seriously say that like oh my fuck stupid person but while smiling

And this one is just hah huuurrrrr

#ostrich #did i spell that right #i think so #this ostrich js from some place in texas #i forgot the name i was only visiting #but i took a bunch of pictures #smile

iRate guests

#irate guests #iritated guests #idk

When True Tone is one on my phone(the thing where the brightness adjusts to the brightness it deems needed surrounding if it is bright out the phone will be brighter if it is dark out the phone will be dimmer) I like thinking that the phone is absorbing the light and using it to brighten the screen ik that isn't what actually happens but it's fun pretending

#its like its absorbing energy #powering uo #i know im random #but still #*powering up not powering uo #sorry im using my phone for this and im super used to autocorrect #and it dkesnt autocorrect tags #so bear with me plez #also previous posts probally have typos too #i try to catch them but im not that good at it

Random Single Line From A Book I Will Probally Never Write

“Just think of how much cooler you would be if you were, you know, born completely different.”

#i dont even know the context #i thought of it and decided to write it down somewhere #not that ill ever use it but whateves

After death

What if after death you could spectate the world around you like a ghost like I could just go over and watch movies for free but I would need to be able to interact with technology somehow because I wouldn’t be able to survive(ha) without it

Supercali-pessimistic-expiala-narssistic

And it’s twin

Supercalifragilistic-existential crisis

#the pessimistic and narssicistic one is from a song by theory of a deadman #i forgit ehich one but it is either medicate #wake up call #or straight jacket #i think its from straitjacket #and i just saw the other one somewhere

Ugggh

The worst thing is when there is a cat on your lap and the remote/food is out of reach.

#they are just too cute to move #but your hungry #andwant to change the channel #all that was on was a crappy tv show #but i suffered #you better be thankful cat

I’m always careful half the time.

—me telling my friend as I attempt my third stupid thing this week

#i think i said this while trying to balance on some railing or something #like in nine lives of chloe king idk who has seen it but when she finds out she is part cat #but im not part cat #so i fell #a lot

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Bibbity bobbity boo would be a great name for a cab company

Like here’s your pumpkin carriage right on time

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Oh wait that’s Uber

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Bibbity bobbity buber

#oh no #this just popped into my head #buber is pronounced boo-ber by the way #like boo-uber #bibity bobbity boober #what the actual frick am i thinking

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Bibbity bobbity boo would be a great name for a cab company

Like here’s your pumpkin carriage right on time

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Oh wait that’s Uber

#this idea has already been dine #just not the name #ik this isnt exactly uber but it feels similar #like you call someone and they pick you up #idk

We the students of westerberg high will die

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Our burnt bodies may finally get through

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To you, your society turns out slaves and blanks, no thanks

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Signed the students of westerberg high

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Goodbye

#heathers #jd #veronica #westerberg high #yessssss

Why must other people exist

#i seriously hate people #like why is everyone so stupid #i am fine with people who arent assholes #just appearnetly not anyone at school

Bibbity bobbity boo would be a great name for a cab company

Like here’s your pumpkin carriage right on time

#seriously #like they are your pumpkin carrage #and if yiu want them there at midnight #dont worry the spell may wear off on you but not on your car #we’ll be there right at midnight #like promised #we’re your fairy godmother providing you with your perfect pumpkin carrage #bibbitybobbityboo

What time is it

-Summertime

-Adventure Time

-Time for you to get a watch

^^^^^the three acceptable responses^^^^^

#what time is it #summertime #adventure time #time for you to get a watch #hsm #high school musical #and other sources that idk

school fucking sucks

#ugggggggg #at least it will be out soon #i will be freeeeeeeeeeeee #eventually

I was writing and one of the dialogues was I see how that might have freaked you out and for some reason freaked didn’t sound right so I thought froken that must be the word. I then took a step back and had to rethink my life choices until this moment.

#freaked out #froken #what the frick was i thinking

Can I sue the sun

-My friend on any day over 80 degrees

#like honestly #why is it so hot #seriously #actually i believe when she said it there was much more f words involved #but still

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