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Those fake quotes for dragstrip x Wildbreak?

i got you! 👍

#anon request #it should be bellow this post

Dragstrip, bad at flirting: I really like your name

Wildbreak, equally bad at flirting: thanks I got it for my birthday!

#dragstrip #wildbreak #rid15 #dragbreak #anon request

Drift: have I ever told you how pretty you are when you're angry?

Ratchet: well then I must be gorgeous because I'm furious!

#drift #ratchet #dratchet #maybe #maccadam #source: the suite life of zack and cody

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Tarn: if Overlord and I were drowning who would you save?

Deathsaurus: you morons can’t even swim?

Tarn: it’s a hypothetical question, Deathsaurus, now answer it

Deathsaurus: my time and effort

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this post has conjured up probably my favorite tags by far

#NOT a shitpost #not a text post #i love these so much

Tarn: if Overlord and I were drowning who would you save?

Deathsaurus: you morons can't even swim?

Tarn: it's a hypothetical question, Deathsaurus, now answer it

Deathsaurus: my time and effort

#tarn #deathsaurus #maccadam #source: tumblr #ds is probably being dragged away by nickel

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Waspinator: ohana means family; family means nobody gets left behind or forgot-

Almost anyone: *jumps into a shuttle and speeds off*

Waspinator: yoU GUYS WHAT THE FU-

#waspinator #reblogging because i just found out the name of the vine is #stitch learns the value of friendship

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TF with things I heard today

(had to fix them up a bit though)

Rodimus: I was going to buy you a hab or a shuttle, but I decided my presence was enough of a gift

Ultra Magnus: I would have liked a shuttle but I'll settle for this

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Chromedome: . . .

Rewind: what's wrong?

CD: I just got flowers from my ex and I don't know how to feel

Rewind: oh . . . they're a pretty color though

CD: true

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Prowl: but, how and why were you all in my house?

Hook: it's palentines day

Longhaul: yeah, and we wanted to spend some time with you

Scrapper: also Arcee let us in

Prowl: oh . . . goddamnit

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Minimus: ok, so I'm going to need you two to stand apart from each other for a few seconds

Anode: *hugging Lug* it's valentine's day, you can't set us apart!

Minimus: Just let go for a few seconds!

Lug: I can't breath!

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Misfire: let me love you!

the ScAvengers: *screaming in fear*

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Starscream: ok, I get it. Please get off of me

Council of worlds: *hugging Starscream* no

Starscream: . . . well, at least you lot didn't break into my house

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Skywarp: I love you

Thundercracker: I love you too

SW: Hah! Got you! I'm fucking heartless!

TC: I hate you

Marissa: Why is he like this

#valentines

Magnus: *glaring at the scavengers*

Fort Max: what?

Magnus: they're loud, but they're not being rude and I can't bring myself to get them in trouble even if they are getting annoying

Max: they have that effect on people

#ultra magnus #fortress maximus #fort max #maccadam #source: my teacher #he's beyond conflicted on what to do

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To start this page off,

In transformers armada, people could never tell if Starscream was mad or not. Since his helmet covers his eyes at certain angles it looks like he’s quietly glaring or silently judging them when in reality he’s probably just looking down at the floor or the wall out of boredom.