May I offer the court some Copium from the angst, your highness? Flavoured: Fiona, with a mob background, figuring out how to parent
Fiona: I dunno, what am I supposed to do with her?!
Fiona: Okay so you need to buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at a scrapyard
Dox: We going to the scrapyard if I don’t do my work?!😃
Sienna: Alright, we’re good to go Do- Fiona where’s Dox?
Fiona: She must’ve wandered off somewhere between the aisles?
Sienna: YOU LOST OUR DAUGHTER?!
Fiona: Nope, look! *pointing over the aisles*
Sienna: Is… is that a balloon?
Sienna: You tied a balloon to our child and let her wander
Fiona: We can see her can’t we? I taught her stranger danger and what to do with creeps!
Dox, back and tugging on Sienna’s leg: Mama, Mama look! I grabbed some teeth from a guy who asked if I wanted candy!
Sienna, actually a little proud: …Well done, Pup
Dox: He didn’t get back up either! I was really strong!
Sienna: …we need to leave
YO DOX WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT GET YOUR PARENTS ARRESTED 😭
Genuinely Fiona is just throwing random ass life lessons to Dox hoping she understands because Fiona is EXTREMELY BAD at parenting and while Sienna knows how to parent it don't mean she's also good
I just imagine all the times they need someone to bail them out of trouble and it happens so many times that they just need to send the message Dox did something
And BAMN their help is on the way
That help being Cecilia and her connections to the law
(Hey the Balloon strategy is absolutely amazing 🥹)
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