TheArcticPuffin

RandomIsPleasure

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[randomispleasure]

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Friend: I'm gonna go get something. I'll be back Me: See you later terminator! Friend: Continues walking away

[randomispleasure]

What did the elephant say to his wife when she got pregnant? "Let's not talk about the elephant in the womb."

[randomispleasure]

My school wifi: No friendship allowed.

[randomispleasure]

To the kid on the bus that stops and lets those of us in front go.. Bless you.

[aprilsludgate-deactivated201503]

What kind of things will you be doing now that you’re not on Parks and Recreation?

[randomispleasure]

What are you going to do now that you're done with school?

[randomispleasure]

Always trust reviews..

[kurgy]

me: *has an emotion*

me: 

[randomispleasure]

-_-

[randomispleasure]

How to Use Facebook Lesson 2

Read every dumb person's status out loud in the weirdest voice you can manage and allow yourself to be entertained.

[randomispleasure]

How to Use Facebook Lesson 1

Post on Facebook: "It may have not been appropriate, but it was necessary" and wait for the comments..

[randomispleasure]

Stickers really are a clear sign of no care for the future.

[randomispleasure]

I eat my breakfast as I think about what I'm going to have for lunch.

[randomispleasure]

Me: Why do cats never cuddle on my lap??

Cat: *crawls onto lap*

Me: Aww

Me: ...

Me: *Can't reach phone*

Me: ...

Me: Why do cats always cuddle my lap??

[randomispleasure]

When High School Males Next to My Locker Discuss Politics

Dude 1: Dude, being president.. You can have anything you want.

Dude 2: Yeah, and if you're JFK you get Marilyn Monroe.

Dude 1: She was like a fat chic, though..

Dude 2: Yeah but she wasn't like a sloppy fat chic she was like a hot fat chic..

[randomispleasure]

If you're ever feeling dumb just remember that a boy in my high school history class asked if it was possible to inherit prostate cancer from his mother..