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You’re welcome
This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice
Friend: I'm gonna go get something. I'll be back Me: See you later terminator! Friend: Continues walking away
What did the elephant say to his wife when she got pregnant? "Let's not talk about the elephant in the womb."
My school wifi: No friendship allowed.
To the kid on the bus that stops and lets those of us in front go.. Bless you.
What kind of things will you be doing now that you’re not on Parks and Recreation?
What are you going to do now that you're done with school?
Always trust reviews..
me: *has an emotion*
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How to Use Facebook Lesson 2
Read every dumb person's status out loud in the weirdest voice you can manage and allow yourself to be entertained.
How to Use Facebook Lesson 1
Post on Facebook: "It may have not been appropriate, but it was necessary" and wait for the comments..
Stickers really are a clear sign of no care for the future.
I eat my breakfast as I think about what I'm going to have for lunch.
Me: Why do cats never cuddle on my lap??
Cat: *crawls onto lap*
Me: Aww
Me: ...
Me: *Can't reach phone*
Me: ...
Me: Why do cats always cuddle my lap??
When High School Males Next to My Locker Discuss Politics
Dude 1: Dude, being president.. You can have anything you want.
Dude 2: Yeah, and if you're JFK you get Marilyn Monroe.
Dude 1: She was like a fat chic, though..
Dude 2: Yeah but she wasn't like a sloppy fat chic she was like a hot fat chic..
If you're ever feeling dumb just remember that a boy in my high school history class asked if it was possible to inherit prostate cancer from his mother..