Mau™

✧any pronouns✧

[sierradoesstuffzzz]

Stupid meme I edited upon Markiplier's Iron Lung announcement

Edit: WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM LMAO??

[roddump]

unconventional displays of affection through touches of the arm.

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[aexphr]

i will not be explaining myself HAPPY IRON LUNG RELEASE DAY

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[kyri45]

The second (enginner/scientist/pilot) backup trio AU

None of you guys are indulging in the possibility of all 3 of them being dragged against their will AND with temporary amnesia so as always i gotta do everything myself/j

Sequel of this post. (Also have more here)

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

has this been done before

[heaven011]

[rococo-the-clown]

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

[rococo-the-clown]

It begins

[rococo-the-clown]

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[duckngk]

watched project hail mary again its better the second time oh how i adore grace and rocky and stratt and carl……

[rexlottie]

(x)

[thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate]

I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

[antiblackness-archive]

I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day

[freshest-tittymilk]

I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day

[thereluctantwife]

I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day

[dittohasadhd]

I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day

[midnight-soulless-system]

I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today

[peanut-jelly]

i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day

[uriigamii]

I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[notsoheterosapien]

Yes Ryland Grace is aroace. Yes Ryland Grace madly in love with Simon Iron Lung.

Yes Ryland Grace is an only child. Yes Ryland Grace is a twin and yes that twin is Colt Seavers.

[duckngk]

no one look at me

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see: