[stevengrcnt]

A haiku about summer:

It’s so fucking hot

Why the fuck do bugs exist

My sweat is sweating

[tristamateer]

please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you

[fuckingchoke-deactivated2019121]

I hate my dick the most

[rhylan]

this is why we can’t have nice things

[bobbymoynihans]

[ranoutofurls]

[mrk90mix]

[officialjiggly]

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

why dont monkey and donkey rhyme

[uglysex]

How young is your money

[mumblossom]

“ask a parent before going online”

[buttlicked]

There are tears coming from my eyes

[ranoutofurls]

someone buy me this shirt, today's my birthday

[hbcejkrbferjqg]

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

[itsaubreylmfao]

you:

me:

[ranoutofurls]

i don’t just sing in the shower

i perform 

[goobsohard]

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

[laughingstation]

“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT POSITION IM IN AND IM MAKING THE EXACT SAME FACE

[ranoutofurls]

christmas time: do you even gift?

[assbutt45]

when theres a long intro before a music video