[kushblazer666]

[formlab]

Shifting Tides, Anton Elfilter

[wishywashysmoshy]

My favorite part of Smosh is whenever Shayne starts laughing like a cartoon bully

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[threedollarsdotcom]

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

[simpsorama]

[impactrueno]

this year i colored some old valentines from 2020 :^) these were the top 4 simpsons ships chosen by my followers back in the day! the non-colored versions were originally posted on my simpsons sideblog if you want to check that out.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

the thing is that sometimes it really does feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull. it does feel like that you know. no other way to describe that feeling i think

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[userarmand]

“That's the most contact I've had from him in a while.” [via tvinsider]

[freakoutgirl]

dentist offices have the ability to know if you are going through a terrible moment in your life so that they can send an email reminding you that you have an appointment coming up

[mychemicalraymance]

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

[mychemicalraymance]

Everyone saying "what if they ask for my ID" literally just continue to lie and say you forgot it and sometimes they will still give it to you because ticketing employees don't make commission brooooooo

[sincenewyorks]

at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

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