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nevereverbeensosatisfied

ijustwantchipotle

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

alllforyouandmore

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

therothwoman

This video is a gift.

livingonthecuspofdeath

I want what she’s having.

facebookstaff-blog

‘okay calm down deedee’

toboldlymuppet

no one asked for a woefully inaccurate football au yet here i am

edit: es21? yes. es21.

#voltron

m7angela

let the space dad rest 2k16

#voltron

elfpen

steve i want an upgrade

#voltron #captain america #bucky barnes #takashi shirogane

gatodefresa

litriu responded: I hc that Pidge ends up constantly adopting new robots. Some of them are made, some of them are just rewired, but all of them are loved. It gets to a point where when Pidge walks around the castle, there’s always four or five bots trailing behind

CUTE CUTE CUUUTE!! Pidge would be the type of person who can’t stop adopting robot pets <33

#voltron

jaegereska

*slams fists on table* GUYS. Shiro needs a therapy dog to help with his PTSD. Like it doesn’t even need to be an earth dog like it could but imagine SPACE DOG Like come on Haggard got an evil space cat in the old series I don’t see why Shiro can’t get a good space dog I say it looks like this one SPACE DOG GUYS.

hackbag

THIS WAS ON ACTUAL TELEVISION TO BE SEEN BY LIVING, BREATHING INDIVIDUALS

rumwik

Inspirational buffet music!

anakihn-blog

some highlights from a round of the hunger games simulator ft star wars characters

#star wars

leeoliver

yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

leeoliver

friendlyblob-deactivated2018020

when i make an important phonecall

redundantz

The Fondue Saga

Steve and his fondue troubles.

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roachpatrol

do you ever think about how voldemort was 72 when he died? like, this dude spent his whole life trying to figure out immortality. as a wizard he’d probably have made it to 200 if he just ate healthy, got regular exercise, had wizard doctor checkups, whatever.

and like, the philosopher’s stone existed! no-drawbacks immortality was already a thing, they established this in the first book, nicholas flammel and his wife had been using it for centuries and by all accounts being pretty decent people and not fucked up psycho murder snakes so maybe tom riddle could have just asked very nicely to use it for a little bit, like, before he did a bunch of evil shit??

instead, no. he goes and decides the solution to dying is to turn into like nightmare snake hitler, start two civil wars, and croak at an age some muggles don’t even retire at.

worst villain ever.

roachpatrol

correction: voldemort died the final time at 72. when harry blew him up the first time, seventeen years earlier, he would have been 55.

55.

he died at an age only very unhealthy muggles conk out at. fucking incredible.

#harry potter

salticid

a girl talk to me

moaccyrk

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

roachpatrol

do you ever think about how voldemort was 72 when he died? like, this dude spent his whole life trying to figure out immortality. as a wizard he’d probably have made it to 200 if he just ate healthy, got regular exercise, had wizard doctor checkups, whatever.

and like, the philosopher’s stone existed! no-drawbacks immortality was already a thing, they established this in the first book, nicholas flammel and his wife had been using it for centuries and by all accounts being pretty decent people and not fucked up psycho murder snakes so maybe tom riddle could have just asked very nicely to use it for a little bit, like, before he did a bunch of evil shit??

instead, no. he goes and decides the solution to dying is to turn into like nightmare snake hitler, start two civil wars, and croak at an age some muggles don’t even retire at.

worst villain ever.

quixiiify

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.