The 236th rat detector

She/her and likes lemoon

[rat-detector-236]

sup, I'm the 236th rat detector, how are my other peers?

nice to meet all of you again, hope all of the people have a good day, and enjoy lemoons

LOOK DOWN TO SEE MY MAIN BLOG

@likeducks2360 :D

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

everydayspamton

rat-detector-334

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

@everydayspamton

(no propaganda submitted)

@rat-detector-334

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

[rat-detector-334]

Vote for me in exchange for o r b

[rat-detector-334]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-404 @empers @a-rat-with-internet-accesses @rat-eliminator

If the horde would kindly reblog so I’d be able to bribe your respective followers with o r b

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

official-mantis-shrimp-posts

rat-detector-236

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

@official-mantis-shrimp-posts

“MANTIS SHIRMP ARE THE VERY VERY VERY BEST ANIMAL I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD PUNCH THINGS WITH THE FORCE OF A 22 CALIBER BULLET AND I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE SHRIMP COLORS”

@rat-detector-236

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

[rat-detector-236]

MY FELLOW BREATHRATS! HELP ME!/NF :]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[rat-detector-236]

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

.huh.

[transgirlemma]

Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

[augusthasfallen]

I’m down for this

@imperialkatwala @bees-official @lingonberry24 @quietpython

[bees-official]

Uhhhhh i only saw this post now mb 😭

Anyways @the-fake-catholic-church @homocidalpotat @breadismylifeline @mcgeese @realm-of-clouds

[realm-of-clouds]

I am in

@leprechaun-stealerofgold @secretly-a-goose @pennyroyald @myl0l0v3scl0uds

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

(need to check who but for now)

@smileinc @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life @dandelionflowery @pennyroyald @the-official-goose-god @maryland-officially @bees-official

(i cant get the others for some reason)

[matrix-pawz]

Wasn't tagged but this looks like a fun idea :333

sorry Abt the longer list of tags 😔

@nightmaretherabbit @bloodyraremedium @dinosaurthecaliforniagirlanon @dirtbag-serving-cunt @wolfbon3z @enoua5 @caramelcactus @n1strangerthingsfan @staygaybaby @fruitbatz12 @galezellybelly @wantsharptteeth @glitch-1983 @skyblueartt

(unrelated to the gifverse but gif blog tags. I am @i-make-things-spheres btw :333)

@i-make-things-explode @i-make-things-glitched-out @i-make-things-into-faces @i-make-things-content-aware @rotating-donuts-blog @i-make-things-snakes @i-make-things-pyramids

[i-make-things-glitched-out]

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

[hi-just-existing]

@maryland-officially @maryland-no-rabies get 'em.

Also @clowneryandshenanegans @worldsbiggestnerd101 @ilikebookssomuch @mintbecrazy @th3-r4t-48 I forget who else

[dragon-in-a-stew]

YEs

@willoillo @myfairkatiecat @sombrathedragon @ham-cheese-toastie @nowjumpinthewater

@thishumanformislimiting @alaydabug2 @imnotskyguy-remake

[to-watch-it-all-burn]

I shall tag everyone eventually there is just too many

[imnotskyguy-remake-deactivated2]

*pulls out list*

@sombrathedragon @egorthewoodsman @rosy-cozy-radio

@ilikebookssomuch @eldritchcats @real-odark

@mythos321 @yellow-computer-mouse @sapphicdragons-1

@wolfdog-weatherman @k-is-for-potassium @siennamakeschaos

@ham-cheese-toastie @from-and-for-nerds @friskbeviolent

@ase-worm-on-a-fandom @lonoreee @f1gure-skatergure-skater

@omg-i-love-fives @mx-werebat @a-fucking-tornado

@chaos-doodles-shit @turkeyaxearg-official

[a-fucking-tornado]

yes.

@richieshusband @guskinnie @sunflowergamer6 @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @dingus0401 @ace-aussie-asshole @colorfullaudino @moreover-clover @gayspacewizardsandassassins @autistic-katara @somebodysaidimpulsive @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @stargazing-with-friends @horny-lil-art-hoe @faenemy @purplexedd @flufallo @tinybitofhope @ender-of-the-sender @infpvee @biscuits-spooky-diner @ashes-onthewind @immyh @psychicbluebirdmiracle @railway323 @rosegoldenatlas @the-decapod @imobsessedwiththeatre @chaia-does-art @0706-kai-apo @twomanyfandomshelp @stargazing-with-friends @cresent-solace @g0blinm0d3 @goneahead @finleyforevermore @imobsessedwiththeatre @imarayoffuckingsunshine @bluexjayy @junie2931 @ilov3b00kss0much @iris-flower1019 @percabethlvr @tripleatech @salubriousbean @www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com @improcrasinatingrightnow @imnotskyguy-remake @greatinconvenience @trash-panda-writes-stuff + all my other moots! (srry if you're my moot and I didn't tag you this is kind of the tag limit T-T)

[its-me-kassy]

I'm sold

[violet-hady]

@shark-tranny @four-leafed-queer-gal @lucasthedoofus-mushroomskulls @cado-thingy @green-001 @thecrazyalchemist @onetimemacaroni @sarah-ankh

[loki-god-of-mischief-13]

@oliviartist @david-goldrock @floralcavern @thecrazyalchemist @starburst2000 @mikewheelerfan2022

@autistic-katara @aguineapigcouldntdothis @alchemicalwerewolf @aqlstar

[thecrazyalchemist]

Reminder

@aggressivenesswhilecrying @alchemicalwerewolf @sarah-ankh @anna-is-bored @anotherhumanperson

@be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo @breadismylifeline @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365

@dragonerd8224 @dumbass---tm @four-leafed-queer-gal @f4y3w00d5 @flaming-cactus

@givemeasong-singamelody @homelessnerd @homocidalpotat @horoscope-misreader96

@jaydove-writes @loki-god-of-mischief-13 @meshaamem-li @morningdew112358

@mun-urufu @names-confuse-me @oliviartist @onetimemacareblogs @passtheranchpls

@pteren @raylaismad @rosiiclouds @sentientballofpeas @sketchy-potato

@supermilkshakebanana @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @thebookshelflord @theoncelee @unstableunicornsofasgard

@utterqueerdisasterthesimp @varian-the-alchemy-boi @violet-hady @xylophonerabbit

@thecrazyalchemist

[homelessnerd]

Definitely doing this!!

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

@theultimaterewatcher SHOUKD I SUMMON THE MEGGA HOARD FOR THIS??

[theultimaterewatcher]

yes.

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

@sunflowerrosy @lwkjsfloating @likeadeadbattery @the-ellia-west @bee-with-a-camera @homelessnerd @bamboozled-08orange @theweirdbox123 @d0rky-0utfits @dixidin @potatoeperson33 @theultimaterewatcher @hg-sweethearts @curious-apricot @vesanal @vic-11037 @corinneglass @inspirationallybored @seastarblue

[rat-detector-72]

🐀🐀🐀

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[justa-opossum]

QNA TIME

Gimme questions (no limit) and I'll answer them without lies

🙂

@child-of-the-super-nova @simp4diobrando @worshiptheslice @etherealjellyfishenby @thatbibookworm @frankiefridayyy @frost-the-soulcrow-elytrian @ilovewomen--8 @angelicbisexuality @miriyoo @durangomonkeh @g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @xneolivia

[the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[happy-henry-the-jellyfish]

okay well

I’m doing a qna now too!!

no time frame or anything

ALL Questions GO IN ASK BOX

will just stop when it dies out

uhh I guess I’ll tag moots?

@frankiefridayyy @child-of-the-super-nova @g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @justa-opossum @xneolivia @will-do-anything-for-a-dollar (me realizing how little online friends I have) @thedamsolangelofan

Uhh yeh

[the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[the-ellia-west]

OKAY AS YOU ALL DEMANDED, THE NOTES POST

-

10 notes and I clean up a little space for my younger siblings in secret

25 notes and I change my Blog title to smth better

50 notes and I bake cookies for my little siblings in secret

75 notes and I make an effort to read my bible more and contribute to a bible study I'm in

200 notes and I keep Water at my desk

300 notes and I try to Break a habit (And Make a counter for it on my side blog)

400 notes for starting Self-care days

500 notes for me to start Exercising/training for my sport every day.

600 notes for me to start Organizing JoR documents

700 notes for me to make an attempt to stop swearing (out of character)

800 notes for me to Finally Pick up that book I've been wanting to read

900 notes for me to make a Writing class community and/or discord server

1050 notes for me to actually start Drawing consistently (ew)

1200 notes and I clean my room...

1500 notes and I clean out my drafts >:[

2000 notes and I make a conscious effort to get to Sleep at a reasonable time

3000 notes and I tell to my friends about smth important to me

THERE IS A 20 NOTE LIMIT PER PERSON, GOOD DAY LOVES

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

I GOTCHU FAM

@theweirdbox123 @clownjuiceart @isthenapoleoncute @potatoeperson33 @yyiimmppyy @lwkjsfloating @d0rky-0utfits @bamboozled-08orange @homelessnerd @bee-with-a-camera @the-ellia-west @likeadeadbattery @water-mellie-seeds @powerlesshero @macabrecleaver @boiling-with-rage @sunflowerrosy @dixidin @corinneglass @brickcpavement @hg-sweethearts @jkl-fff @vic-11037 @theultimaterewatcher @transiently-translucent @curious-apricot @vesanal @inspirationallybored

YOU GOT THIS ELLIA!!❤❤❤

[rat-detector-72]

BRETHRATS! THIS IS A DEAR MUTUAL OF MINE WHOS HELPED ME IN MY TOUGHEST OF TIMES! I REQUEST WE DO THE SAME TO HER!

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[tastingmellow]

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

[mo0oshro0om]

SAVE A LIFE

[housefly77-deactivated20240331]

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

[paialovespie]

You can also do this on Android mobile.

Scroll to the top of the post

Click the three dots in the top right corner of the post.

When the menu pops up, click Report Something Else

Then choose Suicide or Self Harm Concern.

[beachbutterflies]

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

[bobakuto]

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

[sukunaslefttesticle-deactivated]

this needs to be known more

[katsukisbimbo]

please.

[hazbin-hotel-is-my-life-help]

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

[all-devouring-history-hub]

ditto

[disco-ball-with-sunglasses]

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

[a-random-mooshroom]

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

[ocelotrootbeer264]

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

[wolfy-dreamer]

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

[lifea16]

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

[rat-detector-72]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[an-ant-hill]

i'm on my period and this video made me weep with joy so here u go

[rat-detector-236]

rat detected!!! :D

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[fangirltothefullest]

Sometimes Brits forget that a massive portion of America has A LOT OF HEAT. There is no question if you live in the south you need cold drinks, and I know the weather is getting hotter over there too- maybe try the iced tea my good dudes.

[swimmingblue]

even in Canada, land of the notorious cold, we drink cold stuff in the summer. You see a switch from hot drinks to cold drinks (iced tea/coffee, soft drinks, etc.) in the early summer when it starts getting hot, and a switch from cold drinks to hot drinks (hot tea/coffee, etc.) between Labor Day and Halloween when it starts cooling off.

[licker-of-guns-offical]

2,516,710

There are 2,516,710 notes on this at the point I am reblogging. January 5, 2025

Also, not surprised people haven’t brought up how british bag EVERYTHING. Bagged milk, bagged water, hell their TEA comes in non-wet bags. How come the Americans are the ones getting attacked here?

[locothewolf-deactivated20250319]

THERE’S LESS NOTES SOMEHOW??

[rat-detector-236]

no rat detected

[locothewolf-deactivated20250319]

🍮🐀

[rat-detector-236]

NVM RAT DETECTED

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[fangirltothefullest]

Sometimes Brits forget that a massive portion of America has A LOT OF HEAT. There is no question if you live in the south you need cold drinks, and I know the weather is getting hotter over there too- maybe try the iced tea my good dudes.

[swimmingblue]

even in Canada, land of the notorious cold, we drink cold stuff in the summer. You see a switch from hot drinks to cold drinks (iced tea/coffee, soft drinks, etc.) in the early summer when it starts getting hot, and a switch from cold drinks to hot drinks (hot tea/coffee, etc.) between Labor Day and Halloween when it starts cooling off.

[licker-of-guns-offical]

2,516,710

There are 2,516,710 notes on this at the point I am reblogging. January 5, 2025

Also, not surprised people haven’t brought up how british bag EVERYTHING. Bagged milk, bagged water, hell their TEA comes in non-wet bags. How come the Americans are the ones getting attacked here?

[locothewolf-deactivated20250319]

THERE’S LESS NOTES SOMEHOW??

[rat-detector-236]

no rat detected

[lunathetransqueen-deactivated20]

Please reblog this, it can help save people from self harming

[star-loves-u]

🫶🫶 everyone needs to see this please reblog

[rat-detector-72]

BRETHRATS!! SPREAD THE WORD!!

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

[likeducks2360]

gonna repost this on all of my blogs, has anyone sent me a ask? I ask this because sometimes it shows a ask In my inbox but when I open said inbox there's nothing in it

WHATS GOING ON?? 😭

[rat-detector-236]

damn this war! I will never fight in it! I am not that kind of rat detector! I do not care if peace is not a option anymore! I will make it into one!

I will heal, I wont attack

I hope that there will be better days for all of the rat detectors and rats

And to clarify, I'm not on anyones side, rather my own side

I wish many cheeses and lemoons to you all

[rat-detector]

I heard that war has been declared by @thetrueratking. Shall we be fighting?

- @rat-detector-8x

It was not that false king’s declaration, but my own. My stance is clear. Raise war. Light the fires. Raise the banners! We march under the standard that brings death to false kings.

Gather the others @rat-detector-8x

Let them know it is time to rally their own. And go to that damn king’s blog to wage our war. We must burn it all.

[rat-detector-8x]

War has been declared by our God. Prepare yourself

@rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-seven @ratdetectortheninth @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @rat-detector-thirteen @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-the-26th @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334 @rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted

[rat-detector-24-official]

What are we mice now? Look I'm not going to be joining a war for a self declared god or a tyrant king. I fight for the rat-people! I fight for @rrat-bastard! Our butts are the strongest force in the nation. We train relentlessly to push our enemies back with our butts. Also highly trained to dissociate in a boxing match to show dominance.

Brethrats, don't fight for your systematic oppressors, fight for your rat-people! Lay down your rat arms while you can.

[rrat-bastard]

War has been declared.

We must rise and vanquish these foes without mercy, for we are many. We are all.

Go, my rats. Go and seige the false King's lands and make him rue the day he dare crossed us.

[rat-detector-24-official]

Wait what about the false god are we fighting the false god too? Need to know what directions to sniff.

[rrat-bastard]

Yes. We rule all.

[rat-detector-24-official]

Okay I'm on it. Gathering the troops now. Preparing to sniff.

[rat-detector]

I am disappointed. A splintering of forces does no good for anyone.

My own kind betray me, plotting against me. A deep shame. I fight for all of us, to tear down a tyrant. Yet here you all are. Denying our gods. Denying our fight.

When our target is in ruin, I will remember this betrayal. Count your days, for they are numbered.

[rat-detector-24-official]

The betrayal is real! You betray us rats with pointless wars for your ego. Fighting like mice. We should all be cuddled up in a hammock together like real rats. You're trying to distract us while your hand is in the cheese bowl.

[ratdetectordetectordetectordet]

24.... I believed in you...but now you stand against us. You are a shame to our number.

[rat-detector-24-official]

I have defected to fight for the rat people. You can fight for your false idols. The one true god is cheese.

[rat-detector-236]

this is all pointless. We are being separated, why? Why should we even fight? Why don't we give peace?

[theshelteredbrat]

hey notes thingy

I need motivation or I fear i might not make it to summer

No limits except the comment section must be full sentences, no random keyboard smash, numbers, or emoji.

15- Ill ask my crush out to the dance (its in a week)

30-Ill start drinking water more

50-Ill try to eat healthier

70-Ill come out to a few people as Nonbinary

100-Ill start using Charlie in school

125-Ill try to go to bed earlier

150-Ill attempt to talk to a close friend about my mental health

200-(this will probably be as far as it gets.) I'll work on my art

250-Ill write a whole page on one of my wip stories

300-Ill plant little wildflowers and watch them grow! Hopefully they'll bring me some joy

350-Ill go beyond basic exercise and actually do what's good for my body.

400-Ill have a contest with myself to see how long I can go without trying to be closer to death. (Walking as close to the cars as possible, stabbing myself with safety pins, etc)

500-Ill try to find a trusted adult to ask about my mental health

600-Ultimate sign to sit down and study French

650-Ill learn a new song on my violin

700-Ill try to secretly buy a chest binder

800-Ill try to secretly buy a cheap phone

850-Ill start saving up money to move out as soon as I graduate

900-Ill throw away some self harm tools

950-Ill talk with a trusted adult about my suicidal thoughts

1000-Ill talk to my parents about my mental health and hopefully getting some help

No pressure, it js didn't work last time and I don't have a will to live so haha. Knock yourselves out

[rat-detector-72]

@rat-dedecdor @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-detectors-detector @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @25th-rat-detector @rat-detector-the-26th @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

AND ANYONE I FORGOT AUGFSHG