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two cats are competing in a swimming competition. the first cat is named ‘the one two three cat’. The second cat is named ‘the un deux trois cat’. Which cat one the race?

‘The one two three cat’ because the un deux trois quatre cinq

ratatouille-child

so I was at my friend’s house the other day and her little sister (grade six) was sitting on the couch okay

so I was standing there waiting for my friend to come out of the kitchen and I was mindlessly singing “check in with me and do your job” from Slob On My Knob and this grade six girl started to complete the lyrics and even begin to sing the entire song. ik this doesn’t sound like a huge deal but I just think it’s so messed where society is at that 11 or 12ish year old girls are listening to music that references to girls basically as sex dolls called to be at the feet of their man

ratatouille-child

for those of you who aren’t super familiar with the song, here’s just a few lyrics. (reminder that it is younger than twelve year old girls memorizing these);

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date a girl who eats books

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eat a girl who dates books

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date an eat that books girls

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Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice

refinery29

Excuse me but you’re going to have to check out these memes of Joe Biden plotting booby traps in the White House before Trump takes office

Enough said.

ratatouille-child

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upkyle

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Wait… what’s “upkyle”?

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ratatouille-child

what the fuck

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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explain

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they both fuck twinks at gas stations

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explain

ratatouille-child

they both rip off homeless men

mrbananny

“Well, Krabs, you know what today is?”

“Sorry about this calendar…”

“March 14th!”

“WAIT! That’s not right…”

“It SHOULD say…”

“The Day that Krabs Fries!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

ravenbirde

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

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All mutuals get at least one free blowjob from me

bakwaaas

If you knew me 1+ years ago, and we don’t really talk anymore… you do not know me now. I have changed so much since then and you genuinely don’t know who I am anymore. Your perception of me is of someone who no longer exists, just a past version of myself I grew out of.