[hope-------arc-deactivated20200]

i found them

[slope-book]

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[brucebocchi]

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[7wise]

[radiosandrecordings]

Jon, immediately after getting back to a place that has any form of food: alcohol? can I please get some fucking alcohol? I’m too sober for any of what just happened and I sure as hell don’t want to be sober for what’s about to happen.

[weaver-z]

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

[weaver-z]

Thank you.

[insanityinspace]

I have discovered.... Job Envy

[insanityinspace]

*anguished groans coming from my own personal hell*

[nodded]

Fuck, man. What else is there to say?

BOJACK HORSEMAN 3x10: It’s You

[teathattast]

[orangep0p]

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

[meow-moment]

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

[lazygravez]

have you not seen the episode?

[meow-moment]

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

[teathattast]

world heritage post

[snugglebunnies]

the thrilling return of these posts

[insanityinspace]

i love you❤️ i hope you know how lucky i am to have you & how proud i am to be your girl. thank you for being my boyfriend, my love, & my home. wouldn’t want to do this with anyone but you💖 xx

I love you too <33333