[maichan808]

My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[thickness-protection-program]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by bills and payments

[blvck-mermaid]

[pjharvey]

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

[shotapiss]

Never forget what they took from us

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[dduane]

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

[reactionfaces]

[reactionfaces]

[soy-la-pacha-mama]

Manifestando

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[hiddenmangaka]

🎄🎁🎅🏼

[littlebittie95]

AMEN

[depsidase]

[rosewater-greentea]

Taylor Swift in The Studio

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[were--ralph]

Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

[X]

[tyrantchimera]

What we used to think about body weight: diet and exercise determine your fitness. Being fat must mean you're lazy!

What we're learning about body weight: the major factors seem to be Genetics, stress, diet and activity level. Medications can also have a major effect (as I can personally attest due to continuing issues with weight from a stint with certain antidepressants). Previous injuries can also greatly affect these factors.

In short, a fat person can be extremely healthy, and a skinny person might be very unhealthy. And it's really cool seeing how wildly different body types can constantly surprise us in a good way.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[jehovahhthickness]

Women are smarter than men.

But the love of dick and wanting to be chosen by a man is the root of all fucking evil and that is most women’s biggest downfall. So sad to see!

[hisredvelvetqueen]

Don't agree at all.

Money is the root to all evil.

Dick is just delicious 😋 😍 🤪 😜

[jehovahhthickness]

Oh look y’all, we got a pick me dick eating opossum over here.

[rosewater-greentea]

Must concur with the first observation.

Money may be the root but dick is the seed..

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[zombieprowl]

I like potatoes

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[alysmond]

#the red sowing: a summary

[blvck-mermaid]

[yourmilkdoll]

men will complain about being lonely and then be the worst person you’ve ever met

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.