KING RAT

17 ⟡ ♊ ⟡ enfp/esfp ⟡ she/her Hi, I'm Colette! please talk to me about television

[kanpinue-deactivated20130922]

[helaris]

さつき盆栽花季展 / Satsuki azalea bonsai exhibition

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

The voice acting at the beginning of this is okay but then it really gets great:

disney pocahontas ripoff: …they should make u an offer of how they can payyyyy… forthisoffence. if they refuse to, then we have got……. to fight………iguessthen.

chief man: uh daughter………..[mouth moves randomly]……… VERYWELL negotiate with the pale faces. quickspear will come with u. bUT IF YOU’RE NOT BACK… IN 2 HOURS….. then we will mooove against the whitesssuh….

quickspear i guess: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???

fucking bird: O LOOKIT UM   !!!!

disney pocahontas ripoff: oh dearrr….ohhh dearrr…….

[iwishihadafather]

i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it

[tsartorial-deactivated20131204]

ok, knock knock?

[iwishihadafather]

who’s there?

[tsartorial-deactivated20131204]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

[petalise]

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

http://ricepuritytest.com/

[trcphywife]

the higher the number is the purer you are

[tibets]

[primitivefeathers-blog]

[suburbmouse]

more rad 80s stickers

[jfeather]

wait a fuckign seoc nd

all the cover arts for alpha and omega movies use the same vector of kate 

what the fuck

[jfeather]

(look close she’s in the background)

hwat the fuck. why

[wilbr]

[long-ago-1234567890]

the worst image ive ever seen is this one

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[dragonomatopoeia]

in case anyone outside of the US wants to experience the magic of being haunted by “animal crackers in my soup” and a bunch of soundbytes abotu it being digitally remastered

[brainstatic]

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

[biomechanicalmush-deactivated20]

This Is The Golden Boy

What a handsome smile. 

1 like = 1 golden smile

1 share = a golden kiss

[gonebyionnalee]

i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck

[thursday]

[lizzymercierdescloux1979-deacti]

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza 

[adobeflashplayer]

[davidkilroy-deactivated20160413]

[mabthefairyqueen]

Welcome to Massachusetts

[ratbonecrawford]

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