Semantics

Air • they/them pronouns •Nonbinary lesbian•  autistic, gay, and 28 years old • white • I have a lot of interests

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[tpwrtrmnky]

Please read up on what terfs actually believe so you're not going around seeing actual terf rhetoric spread around like "wow, what an interesting new take on trans politics!" and then see a trans woman say "we live in a patriarchal society" and go "oh shit, trans woman terfs? 🤯🤯🤯🤯"

[tpwrtrmnky]

"oh but the amab socialisation and the oppression of afab bodies are some interesting new ideas that—" they have been saying this shit since before you were even born and it's not made progressive by saying it with a tumblr accent

[bisonrimant]

Marceline

[Id 1 to 5 : Five points of view of wood carved rain frog. The frog is grumpy, round, and plump. It has little butt cheeks. On a workbench.]

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[cluttrbugs]

LOLCAT with Cosmo, 2008

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[indigosfindings]

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive

[obstinaterixatrix]

in defense of @starlike-sight's dog

[obstinaterixatrix]

hey I’m not complaining, $20 is $20

it’s already working

[obstinaterixatrix]

this is funny framing considering my doodles are the reason BB needs propaganda in the first place

[obstinaterixatrix]

well you see,

some other facts about BB that I will not draw:

Whenever he’s on a walk and hears the sound of a car approaching, he’ll actively try to run towards it and has to be held back; he loooves trying to sprint into incoming traffic

There has been multiple times where he gets excited and tries to jump on a couch—a jump he makes extremely easily 90% of the time—but in his excitement he misjudges and slams his dick onto the edge of the couch and bounces off. Which naturally makes us all laugh at him. So get gets embarrassed and forlorn until someone coos at him and picks him up

A friend of mine came over and BB met her for the first time, and he was sooo happy and excited to meet her. that he barfed

His legs are so short that when he goes down the stairs he has to like… hop. He sort of looks like someone clicking and bouncing a jpeg down each individual step

One time while I tagged along on a walk, we were in a field with a lot of room and he started sprinting in circles around KK and I also had to run around KK so that he wouldn’t tangle me in his leash

[evaludate]

Evaludate Episode 109: NEVER KILL YOURSELF (Lucien Neuschburn of even if Tempest, Part 3)

Summary:

Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn return after an amount of time Madelyn does not wish to think about. Anastasia is back at the helm as the point of view character, but this route isn't done sidelining her yet! The route keeps gesturing at being about cooler things than what it is actually about, and reminding us how much better Zenn is while repeatedly being racist about him. There's also a goddess.

Content Warnings:

Anti-Black Racism: 10:15 - 10:59, 25:25 - 26:05

Suicide: 47:12 - 48:35, 49:27 - 49:39, 50:25 - 50:33

[spirostomum]

L to R: Francis, JFJ, and Sir John rendered in acrylic yarn. Each is roughly 1.5 feet in diameter. The council will now decide your fate.

[gh0st-patr0l]

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[sun-moon-talia]

batman is one of those characters where i can read one of his comics and think “man. what a great guy. despite all his paranoia and obsessive tendencies he has a deep love for humanity that pushes him to make the world a better place. i don’t understand why so many people hate him.” and then i read another one of his comics and i think he should die in a glue trap

[sun-moon-talia]

ppl are rebloging this saying “it’s because he’s written out of character so much” and that IS true in many cases but i wanna be clear that some of the times i have wished death upon him he was very much acting in character. he just has the range.