Rating things i heard last week as a camp counselor except I only work with elementary schoolers
-“Of course I felt unsafe, his cheeks were out!” referring to a special needs kid who pulled both his shorts and his underwear down when he peed. 7/10, made me giggle
- (while looking me up and down) “You’re 5’… 3?” Actually scary how accurate he was, 9/10
- “My grandpa was in the army, he died when I was 2. Not from the army, from cigarettes.” Made me speakless, 10/10
-“Shrek is in the bathroom” ongoing bit they had last week. The place I work has green as one of their main colors so a lot of staff unaffiliated with the camp wears green and a group of seven boys all surrounded this poor man in the bathroom and asked if he was shrek. 6/10, got tired after day one.
bonus: got a drawing of me with the world’s biggest forehead
