[ratflix]

dj. dog dad. dumb ass.

i’m bryce and that’s kermit on his first day of behind the wheel training. what’s next you may ask? uber.

book our services and help fund the treat jar. -> str8upvibin

[ratflix]

i’ve waited too long to intro, can i just skip it and we can all pretend to be best friends?

[ratflix]

i think i’ll be social today. 🤔

[mollybeenoel]

Via twaniimals

[ratflix]

wake up everybody.

[ratflix]

i won’t be introducing myself anytime soon, but i will tell you all about the grilled cheese i had earlier.

[dlordfenrir]

[hardwrench]

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

[mindacracka]

let's get whittled down to nothing together