Rat king the destroyer

my friends made me get this name currently mostly following hermitcraft n CR campaign 4

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[ratkingthedestroyerofworlds]

would you rather me be a worm or an ant

depends on the type of worm or ant they have very varying lifespans

[ratkingthedestroyerofworlds]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

thank you!!!! now I can finish making my salad. can't believe I forgot to buy those at the store

[undead-knick-knack]

[erandraws]

Throwback friday (??) to when Azune absolutely demolished an entire hallway full of assassins??!

[meetthefatess]

what if we said goodbye super gay style…

[veveen]

I’ve always had a hard time picking up on flirting so I’m not really sure who has any romantic tension (other than Taisha and Hal), but think these two could be interesting…

[mini-godzilla]

Listen. We’re all glad Occtis didn’t become an angel of death and destroy The Golden Orchard.

But as a potential alternate universe, how absolutely gut wrenching and horrifying is that concept?

Do you remember who you were when you become an angel? Tertia seemed to, at least a little. Would Occtis have to watch his own hands destroy the place that offered him his first friend? Would he have been trapped inside his own skull as he saw his father proud of him for the first time? Or would he not have been present at all, soul burned up in the process just like his heart?

In another world, the body Thaisha cradled woke up and killed her. It would grow beautiful black wings, and if you showed it the head of a little fox with button eyes, maybe you’d get a flicker of recognition.

Maybe you’d catch a glimpse of the sacrificial lamb.

[drawwithouttalent]

dunno if anyone's done this one before but anyway

[ratkingthedestroyerofworlds]

Murray, it's Chassaire.

[insomniaruler]

Rewatching act one of campaign 4 and… Varen Kadorne and the Magpies… I am so suspicious of you…

1. Varen is seen with Azune at the Falcon’s Rest, agrees to gather names

2. Not at the Falcon’s Rest when Azune tries to find him, Azune leaves a message in his typical spot (Varen previously said he was there almost everyday)

3. Shows up at the end of Ep. 23 to no suspicions to talk about those who are interested.

4. Says 350 people are interested in fighting for them, we see these fighters later on after the play. But Brennan never describes any of them. No one recognizes any of them.

5. Primus Tachonis (that dog) mentions magpies working in the city (on its own not suspicious (350 people is a lot) but with other points? Whoo boy)

6. Varen previously worked for a Royce vassal which no one else mentions, perhaps the Elbrandi turned cloak on house Royce? Because there has been no info about them at all from Julien and Aranessa

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So that remains, if Varen Kadorne is either replaced or a turn cloak what will happen to the Schemers(1.0) in general and Azune specifically.

I think the biggest ill-effect will be against Azune and Murray. (Hal is safer on respect of being a local c-list celebrity, and Bolaire is presumed dead.)

Murray is on thin ice with the penteveral as it stands, conspiracy to rebellion is not a light charge.

Azune is the one who brought Varen into the fold of the Magpies so either his friend is dead or a traitor and both things Azune can definitely blame on himself. Beyond that, Azune spoke incredibly openly with Varen about rebellion to the point where the current conspiracy could wholly be pinned to him.

If this occurs this may be what dislodges Azune, Murray, and Hal from Dol-Makjar.

[nigelgraz]

(OC) i wanted to paint something about my struggles with health anxiety and suicidal thoughts. Sometimes it hurt so deeply and felt so all-consuming that i would get an intrusive wish to see it manifest into something tangible and terrible and impossible to ignore, both for me and for everyone around me.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[mister-farenheit]

the thought of hal and bolaire developing as characters in opposite directions. bolaire learning what it means to be a person as hal steadily loses himself to being the symbol of a revolution, both ending up with a painful understanding of the feeling of being not real

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Taking in the arts

[obibail]

maybe it's just me but i don't think occtis should intentionally kill any of his family members. i get the impulse to want him to get the kill on primus or ethrand for what they've done to him but i don't think killing his family is going to bring him catharsis or justice or peace in the same way it has for julien and likely will for kattigan. honestly, i think it has the capacity to make him so much worse and not in a way he can come back from. he doesn't want to be like his family, and killing his own family is a one-way ticket no take backs to being just like everyone else in his family

​that being said i think kattigan and julien deserve to go all the way the fuck to town on primus in ways that challenge if they're capital G Good men. primus deserves to die screaming knowing he's lost everything and it's all his fault, i just don't think occtis should be the one to have to do that