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Hello y’all! Welcome to ratsoh-writes where we thirst over skeletons and spend way too much time talking about magical food! Asks are always open but roleplays are event only.

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🐹27 year old lady ;)

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What is going on today

Finishing up the roleplays mostly. I’ll also start planning for the two new AUs

Lliana took a bite of the chicken as Wine was asking about the glyphs.

Lliana: yuh, eh cun tull youh. (Yeah, I can tell you)

After a few cough for talking with a mouth full of magic chicken, Lliana goes to find the notes of the hieroglyphics that were used on the binding.

Lliana: I saw the fish, waves, whatever this little beats is, the bird, the face...

Lliana's memory is very good, but with the lack of knowledge on hieroglyphs and the short amount of time they were on display, the total of how many were memorized where around 50-52 glyphs.

Lliana: aaand that's it. I bet if I see them again I can tell you the order. It isn't hard to decipher them with today's knowledge.

Whatever happened to the chicken, it seemed harmless enough.

Lliana: it was pretty tasty, though.

Wine is already taking notes of llianas description.

Wine: DID THE RITUAL TO REANIMATE THE CHICKEN USE ANY SEA SALT?

The Djinn: Welp, I only have two, so I can't relate much.

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Beck: nope nope nope nope, FUCK NO

The statue creature was running after him now.

Beck opened the door and closed it behind him. The creature was pounding on the door as he looks at the group of nerds adventurers

Beck: Hey! Weren't you the fire mage from the last freedom festival?

Beck wanted to say that, but he just found out he’s now in a moving train and proceeds to fall out of the open car, face planting onto train tracks below.

Smooth

@kit-kats-make-excellent-katanas

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@wisteria-and-crocuses as wist talks to djinn, snapdragon suddenly groans

Snapdragon: NO- HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE BOSS ROOM. Stars dammit Beck!!

*my next couple of breaths are pure fire and I nearly screams in frustration, and we head off into the next room*

at least wisteria is looking after akira... though I suspect she's also been kidnapped... sparks, remember her? she was a kid at the orphanage i used to volunteer at

-katana

Sparks: yes… I think she’s dating compass? Gears brother.

He just seems, well defeated after seeing his daughter whisked off again. Sparks can’t seem to muster up his usual enthusiasm anymore

The next room is MASSIVE. A whole underground train station?? There seems to be endless tracks on each side of the little concrete island the party walks onto. Some tracks have trains running by at break neck speeds while others lazily roll along or simply rest in place. All the train cars are open and accessible, even the moving ones

One train car on a slowly moving train suddenly reveals a monster. He is about to greet every one, but faceplants onto the tracks instead not expecting the ground to be moving.

@wuilll

Link to the info from the last poll ;)

What au should I work on tomorrow

Traveling circus au

Airship/floating island au

Remaining time: 23 hours 10 minutes

#ratsoh wips

Idk why but it would not let me post this reply for anything, so here goes @wuilll @wisteria-and-crocuses

HEY!

*She sticks her tongue out and splashes him back. ........Not that it does anything. The guy is literally an ocean dwelling monster who could not care less about WATER being splashed in his face*

*Hmm, maybe a different tactic is needed?*

*She falls into her "lady-in-waiting" character (an old joke between them by now), places a hand on her head in the most dramatic pose, and begins to lament*

Oh, I see how it is! I've been decieved! Ushered here just to be ridiculed by my darling datemate?!

You would SPLASH me?! Jail! JAIL for a thousand years!

Silex: NYEHEHEHEH BUT MY LADY, THAT WOULD BE A THOUSAND YEARS I DO NOT GET TO SEE YOUR SHINING BEAUTY! HOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE~

And he proceeds to splash you right in the face. Again.

i should!!

*Hmm... it's interesting how invested Wine already seems to be in acquiring Garnet's favor. ....This isn't his standard version of "gold pleasantries". Huh.*

*Buuuut, that's not her concern right now. (Even if she'll definitely talk to Coffee about it later). There's new friends to be made!*

So, how did you two end up getting to know each other?

Surely it wasn't quite as much of an event as the first encounter we had was... even if anyone would be quite lucky to be acquainted with you Medici.

Medici dramatically puts a hand over her forehead as she begins spilling her tale

Medici: IT WAS A COLD DARK DAY WHEN I FOUND POOR LITTLE GARNET ALL ALONE IN THE RAIN~

Garent: pff IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF JUNE MEDICI.

Medici: DARK AND DREARY!! Ahem- ANYWAYS-

Between medicis theatrics you gather that Garent was a simple foot guard assigned to one of her family’s properties at the time. They started chatting and Garent would help Medici sneak away from her duties lol. The rest is apparently history. They two were besties practically from the moment they first met.

Garent: MEDICI IS MY BUSINESS PARTNER AS WELL. SHE OWNS A SIZABLE SHARE OF MY MINE.

You’ve realized during Garent and wines matting that he is .. flirting. Like genuinely flirting you think. You picked up a few familiar phrases in gold speak. It’s actually pretty easy to understand Garent when she uses the subtle second “language”. Her gold speak is clumsy and straightforward like yours is.

Garent: AND WHAT DO YOU TWO DO?

The next bite Wine takes heals the nick completely, and his magic fills a bit again.

Lliana is even more intrigued and interested now.

Lliana: hmn... strange. Though, when I... uhhh... put the glyphs on the embalmed paper, I didn't feel any of my magic being used.

Lliana: ah, that's why I was surprised and called you, by the way.

Lliana: maybe the ritual got magic from around here? I, like, uhhh, have a lot of boobies traps. Didn't check if any of them grew weaker after I deactivated them before you got here.

The chicken started to twitch.

Lliana: ... Imma do a soul check.

Lliana does, and gets flabbergasted at whatever is there.

Lliana: OH SHIT

Lliana never curses.

Lliana: you were right, there WAS a soul!? Everything there is blank, name, hp, and there is nothing indicating level of lv. There is just a text, but I can't read it because is in hieroglyphics.

Wine: REALLY?

The chicken makes a sad little croaking noise from its neck hole then twitches one last time, never to twitch again.

Wine slowly turns to it, then puts his fork down

Wine: … CAN YOU TELL WHAT TYPE OF HIEROGLYPHICS THEY ARE. I TRIED PERFORMING A CHECK BUT NOTHINGS COME UP

*surprised squeak*

katana, its me, wist, I'll keep your baby safe-

*aaaaand im poofed away again. sigh*

yo a little warning would be nice next time!!

-wisteria

Shdhdhdhd when you’re poofed back, there are a few changes to the treasure room. It now has a comfy looking couch, a tv with several kid friendly dvds and a … bottle of milk? How old does snapdragon think this toddler is. She’s eating solids just fine

… also the tv has nothing to plug into or a cd slot for the dvds.

There’s also a huge ass mirror in the room now

Beck is just waiting for the... Gamers? Players? Adventurers? He is waiting for this to ennnnddd.

Djinn: Hey, Snaps.

Djinn: what was the name of your wife again?

The Djinn is starting to remember why this guy gives him the ick.

Djinn: OH EM GEEE, HI WISTERIA!!!!!

Snapdragon: Which one?

@wisteria-and-crocuses

Wisteria is sort of there? There’s a giant mirror in this room connecting it to the treasure room. She gasps as her reflection changes to the djinn

He is at THAT level of trust!?

Lliana: Woah, nice manicure... clawnicure... phalangicure...

Lliana: Anyways, FRY THE KING. FRY THE KING. Anarchy! Democracy! Whatever else people shouted when they were about to commit regicide.

Dergal: Heads off!

Lliana: No, it doesn't have a head.

Dergal:... HEAD OFF!!

The chicken is fried, and the smell it emits is deliciously divine and delectable. It jumped the first few seconds and tried to escape, but after a while and with the lid on, it calmed down.

Lliana: Okay, bon appetit.

As Wine tries a bite, half of the nick in his finger heals completely right before he fills his magic reserves fill just a bit.

Lliana: so? What happened?

Wine catches you staring at his claws and raises an eyebrow

Wine: LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?~

He flexes them a little, making the light from the window glint off them. They’re so smoothly polished they look glossy. Nice.

Wine frowns

Wine: MY CUT ONLY PARTIALLY HEALED. THE AVERAGE ANIMAL SOUL IS NORMALLY ENOUGH TO HEAL A SIZABLE SCRAPE. ITS LIKE THERE WAS A SOUL, BUT IT FLED HALFWAY THROUGH THE BITE.

He takes another bite

Wine: OR IT COULD JUST BE VERY STRONG MAGIC MIMICKING A SOULS PROPERTIES.

Bruno is so charming

Eheheh that he is

*I plop the girl down, slap a 'sticky' spell on my jester shoes and walk up the wall like spiderman to reach the statue's head, grabbing the sunglasses, then come back down to plop them on her face, giving her a tickle.*

the coolest little princess I've ever seen indeed!

*I scoop her up again and off we go to open another chest*

hm, it seems this place is just a treasure room. there's no way out so far, and I can't teleport us out... that's alright, I'll chill with you for a while. worst comes to worst, I'll cash in a favor to get us out and to your family.

let's open another chest, 'kay little one?

-wisteria

Before you can touch it, you feel your limbs lock up and the pulling sensation of a summons.

The next thing you know you’re floating in the air. The toddler is in your arms and is loudly yelling at a fire mage and skeleton, her parents obviously. There’s three other skeletons there as well

@kit-kats-make-excellent-katanas

*I cast a shield spell that covers me, sparks, and the rest of our slightly irritating companions from boiling pineapple guts when it explodes. I've seen that spell used on people before, and the aftermath is never pretty.

I impassively let the shields and the steaming pineapple goo drop to the floor once it's safe, then flick my swords clean, scanning the perimeter for more threats.*

was that... all?

-katana

Once again you’re all frozen! Well almost all of you. Foxglove sips at her drink loudly before being nudged by periwinkle

Foxglove: oop- sorry!

Now every one is frozen!!

Snapdragon appears once again with a lord buzzing noise. So does Akira and a strange mage in a flashy jester costume

Snapdragon: CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed floor one of the DUNGEON CRAWL! Only three more to go before you can claim your prize! The next B- B- b- BOSS BATTLE will have a special treat designed to help you complete the final two floors!

Akira who is in the arms of the frozen mage squeals at the sight of her parents. She’s still wearing that princess dress, but now has on lushs favorite sunglasses for some reason.

Snapdragon: This next level will contain UNIMAGINABLE DANGER AND FRUSTRATION! Be ready to exercise your SELF CONTROL! Have fun!

Periwinkle: DADDY WAIT!

Snapdragon: yes peridot?

Periwinkle: uh, periwinkle- nevermind, MOM WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

Snapdragon: ah yes, that beautiful Java

Foxglove: human

Snapdragon: er- ON TO ADVENTURE!!!

He, Akira and the mage all disappear and in their stead, a freestanding metal door appears in the middle of the arena. Periwinkle growls angrily

@wisteria-and-crocuses

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