rat man

ra ra ratsputin lover of the russian cheese (ooc: my name is crow im 20 years old also minors DNI please)

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[crowing-around9]

more relationships should start with people just feeding you

[talk-t0-plants]

crow i watched you eat an ant the other day. someone could hand you anything, edible or not, and you would consume it

[ratticus-therat]

i’m a simple being

[ratticus-therat]

dunno if i’ve put this here before but

[ratticus-therat]

added a minors dni thingy just in case because i do say very dumb shit sometimes because i am impulsive as fuck and i don’t wanna be stressed as hell trying to filter through everything i say 24/7 on the slim chance of a kid finding this blog

[ratticus-therat]

lying in my rat nest like a forlorn lass who lost her husband at sea while thinking of corn man

i mourn that i may never see him again

he gave me free bag of corn. best corn i ever had. perfectly sweet and salty

kettle corn man come back the kids miss you

[ratticus-therat]

computer, blast careless whispers at full volume while i rock back and forth

[ratticus-therat]

lying in my rat nest like a forlorn lass who lost her husband at sea while thinking of corn man

i mourn that i may never see him again

he gave me free bag of corn. best corn i ever had. perfectly sweet and salty

kettle corn man come back the kids miss you

[ratticus-therat]

the hantavirus is NOT from me bro i swear

[ratticus-therat]

bro it wasn’t me i swear

[ratticus-therat]

hello ?

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

You be careful out there queen; I saw a big rat following you the other day 😨😨

You know, I'm starting to get sick of rats...

[ratticus-therat]

sounds terrifying, who would ever do such a thing?

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

bro doesn’t know about the zaun rat man

Twitch?

[ratticus-therat]

worse

[ratticus-therat]

sqeek.

[ratticus-therat]

ooog

[ratticus-therat]

word of advice

if you are a minor at past tense after dark for the haunt attractions and i catch you saying something inappropriate to one of the actors (or to me) (regardless of whether that actor is a minor or not) i will stop giving a fuck about the “actors can’t touch people” rule and i will drag your ass to your parents or guardian or whatever older person i hope is there supervising you

sincerely, the ratman (who had a group of minors come up, ask for my number, and promptly say “age is just a number” when i informed them i was above 18 years old)

[ratticus-therat]

be nice to the rat (me i’m the rat) and maybe u get a trinket from the rat sack

[ratticus-therat]

my rat sack has torn. i’m in shambles.

[ratticus-therat]

i’m pretty sure everyone who ever sees me either assumes i’m a twink, a freak ass girl, or a ????? thing

[ratticus-therat]

spreading it. and by it. heh. My Disease.

[wrathofachilleus]

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity