machiavelli, prince of rats

Hey. You can call me Bush Rat. I'm a Prey.

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ass-wild replied to your post: ass-wild replied to your post: Mmmmmorning folks....

I wonder what would happen to you if you actually slept a full night.

I'd Rip Van Winkle the hell out of it and end up sleeping for years.

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ass-wild replied to your post: Mmmmmorning folks.

Did you actually sleep though that’s the question.

I might've dozed off for about an hour in front of my laptop, so yeah a little.

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Mmmmmorning folks.

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Hehehehe.

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Ggggggood morning (implying I ever went to sleep in the first place).

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10, 22, 26, 39, 48, 55, 61, 89, 98, 99

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

People who crack their gum.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

I dunno. Probably in the desert somewhere. Or on an island.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Pulp Fiction, Leon The Professional, and Smokin' Aces.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Horse.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Yeah.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Blueberry.

61: Wear a bath robe?

Not usually.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Neither. Can't stand olives.

98: What's your favorite color?

Purple!

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Yeah.

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1, 2, 8, 16, 18, 29, 32, 37, 44

Open. Never know who might pop in for a visit, haha.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Yep.

8: Do you have freckles?

Nope.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

None.

18: What is your Song of the week?

That new Fall Out Boy single has been stuck in my head for days.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Probably, yeah.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Nah.

37: Are you lazy?

Very.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Don't watch either.

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Found an interesting list here! I guess that could work for now, if anyone still wants more questions.

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If you weren't in a relationship already and could be in one with someone else from Pred or Prey, who would you pick?

Ehhhh hard question since I'm pretty much attracted to everyone around here. That new shark guy seems interesting - I was going through his blog the other night, but I don't really think we'd work out since having two hardcore masochists in one relationship isn't very good. Probably Bell or Wild, since they're both friends of mine and both very sweet gals.

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What would you have done if Carrow denied your advances?

Probably just let it go at that and stayed good friends. I can respect someone not being into me.

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Any reason you love talking about your sex life so much?

Eh, I dunno. I like being open about what I've done and what I'm up to.

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ass-wild replied to your post: Damn, I always miss all the fun around here.

You always have to be on the lookout. Never know when it’s going to strike.

I missed talking about masochism too! I'm disappointed.

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Damn, I always miss all the fun around here.

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As someone who doesn't know you at all, I know nothing of your history. who's been your best sexual partner?

My boss and mentor Carrow, who I'm currently in a relationship with.

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So I figured I'd take a picture of my sweet tan and the new piercings I got in Italy for you all. Also I bought a few pairs of non-prescription colored contacts so I can wear my glasses over them now when I feel like it. And I grew my hair out a little! I might get it cut again though.

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What's the strangest place you've ever been caught having sex, if there's such a place?

Uhhhh probably Carrow's office? His underlings have walked in on us a couple of times.