Rauhoitusnuolija

28 / he/him / 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇮 / Odota kaikkea Scheißee

[karvoja]

Sain isännöitsijältä laskun viime vuoden *katsoo laskua tarkemmin* pusutuvan käytöstä. En oo ees tienny että meillä on talossa pusutupa, joten miten mä oisin sitä muka käyttäny!?

[ruttotohtori]

Poliisi kiilasi mopoilijan ojaan ja päin aitaa – näin tapahtumat etenivät

Mopomiittiin osallistunut poika nauhoitti tilanteen kypärässään olleella kameralla ja jakoi videon tilanteesta Youtubeen.

Oikeustieteen tohtori: En keksi sellaista rikosta, että poliisin toiminta olisi tarkoituksenmukaista

Poliisi ei voi käyttää mitä tahansa keinoja pysäyttämiseen, vaan voimakeinojen käytön tulee olla oikeassa suhteessa kokonaisuuteen nähden, a

[ruttotohtori]

Poliisin kiilaama mopoilija kertoo voinnistaan HS:lle: Jalkapöytä murtui, kädestä katkesi viisi luuta

Poliisi kiilasi 15-vuotiaan mopoilijan lauantai-iltana. Syyttäjä epäilee poliisia kolmesta rikoksesta.

[dreamyholmes]

[anarkissa]

Miten vieraantuneita todellisuudesta kytät voi olla?

[ruttotohtori]

Juu on kyllä heti turvallisempi olo, kun tietää, että kytät kyllä järkkää pärinäpojat sairaalaan liikennettä häiritsemästä

[kukkiva-peruna]

Koska tämä on aika tunteita herättävä aihe (ja hyvästä syystä), niin ettei jäisi väärä tieto elämään, pienenä päivityksenä: Yle oli vetänyt vähän mutkia suoriksi tuossa eilisessä otsikoinnissaan. Päivitetty versio sanoo näin:

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[vieraslaji]

onko vain sattuma et sekä hampaita että lampaita voi harjata? enpä usko.

[vieraslaji]

lammaskeiju.............

[triibulinekiisu]

hammaspaimen :)

[vieraslaji]

vartioimassa yöllä laumaansa

[karvoja]

lampaan reikiintyminen :/

[kassaneiti]

100% hampaanvillaa

[jotainjotain-muuta]

erilaisia hampaita

[lurks-no-more]

Maitolampaista saadaan maitoa, kunnes ne vaihtuvat rautalampaisiin, joista saadaan tietenkin teräsvillaa.

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[kukkopillipiipari]

Nyt pahoittelen tätä valtavaa määrää näitä mutta on pakko

Nuori mies tekee leivänmuruja.

[megstutortus20]

[ceevee5]

But what if we do it quietly?

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[achillesinhighheels]

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[anywhoozles]

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[cherrvak]

[wizardcowpoke]

[adastraperabsurdia]

The mascot of linux was almost a cool foxgirl, just remember that.

[robotgirlfoxears-deactivated202]

The world that could have been 😔

[gauntletqueen]

we were robbed, truly

[eb-the-gamer]

@lesserknownwaifus

[kesslersymbolic]

Alan Mackey’s original art, pictured above, was intended as a fox*boy*, didn’t win out as the mascot but years later a twitter user cathodegaytube posted her interpretation https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1197227512075411456?s=20 as a girl

This reached the original artist detailed in this thread who fully supported the interpretation https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1269405917700710400

Xenia is the cool transfem foxgirl Linux deserves

[creepymutelilbugger]

if linux was awesome