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♓ / 30 / 🇫🇮 / ENFP / chaotic good / queer / cat-enthusiast / non-practising pirate / etc.

[seiurenn]

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[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[hustlerose]

gives you a badjob and you hate it

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[aubreyaubretia]

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[toskarin]

wait a minute! this isn't the culminating duel at the end of a burning path of vengeance! you're getting off on this!

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[okthatsgreat]

i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[ak-nm]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[mmavverickk]

dear @teaboot i am sorry i mistook you for @pangur-and-grim

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[kosmogrl]

I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes

[godkissedme]

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down