Am I Floating? Like A Sinking Boat.

Makalee,20. Georgia, USA.

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[beeefy]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

[eddieswan]

don’t u mean

[gerardseyeshadow]

[claitynroberts]

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

[alleiradayne]

Omfg I’m dying

[claitynroberts]

*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*

Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.

John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*

@alleiradayne

[alleiradayne]

Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?

John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!

[claitynroberts]

Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.

John:

[alleiradayne]

Edward: You know what I am. Say it.

John:

[dr-gloom]

the only version of twilight id ever willingly watch

[fuckyahumor]

I DIED HAHAHAHAH

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I found out last night that in 2013 John’s next door neighbour was arrested for being a cannibal so I can 100% see him making this work

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[mayagsbooks]

"Hell is caring about other people".

~ Melissa Albert: "The Hazel Wood"

[sidras-tak]

I bought a ticket for Cats and the ticket guy deadass said “good luck”

[uchihajacob]

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

IM SCREAMING AHDKSHDKSJ

[dream-beyond-the-fantasy]

Damn, do I love Liesl for spilling that tea to Nikolas.  He hurt her daughter, who truly loved him and Spencer, causing her to become a fugitive, go to prison, and betray Liesl.

God, I miss Britt so much!  Britt is definitely one of my favorite love interests of Nikolas because she understand the struggle with darkness and dysfunctional family and the desire to be better.  

[hipster]

best feeling is when you just naturally click with a person. talking all day, every day, no forceful conversation, laughs, attention

[jazzlizzy]

For the record the cassadine don’t die

[troubleonhighheels]

Helena is alive somewhere and my bones know it

[princesssssscpb-deactivated2026]

Even though i cant stand Valentin most of the time i would hateeee for Charlotte to not be his, the one thing i like about him is about how much he loves his daughter also i want him and LuLu together, They hate eachother so much yes but i think they need one night of angry sex and theyll realize just how much they want each other 

[a-rose-remembered-deactivated20]

Lydia Deetz: What kind of musical protagonist are you?

Emma Nolan: …

Lydia: What kind?

Elphaba: Do you have magic powers?

Emma: No?

Jeremy: Were you mind-controlled?

Emma: No.

Cady: Did you befriend your high school queen bee?

Emma: Nope, I am not popular enough for that.

Veronica: Were you hit with a croquet mallet?

Emma: No…

Ti Moune: Killed?

Emma: No?

Carrie: Accidentally murdered your entire class due to the trauma of your abusive upbringing?

Emma: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Orpheus: I know. You met the girl of your dreams, but she left you because she wanted security and your musical ambitions didn’t provide that. So you had to travel down to the Underworld to find her, but in the end, you couldn’t save her and were doomed to wander the earth in sadness.

Emma: No, but that’s… interesting.

Paul: Have you ever had to fight off an alien invasion?

Emma: No! Good lord, what kind of lives are you guys leading?

Juliet: Do you have boy problems?

Emma: I don’t even have a boyfriend!

Six Queens: Neither do we!

Evan: And now for the million-dollar question. Does your life keep going downhill, despite your best efforts?

Emma: Yes! What is up with that?

Everyone: She is a musical protagonist!

Christine Daaé: (high opera note)

[yourlocallesbiandumbass]

“you think your life is hard? i’m a high schooler wearing size 13 nike’s. men’s size 13 nike’s. beat that.”

i mean, i’m a lesbian with a nut allergy. pretty sure i’ve suffered through more bad puns than you

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Okay this is the funniest one, everyone else can go home.

[izzy-mccalla]

new plan

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thoradvice]

you’re so young and you have so much time. life is longer than you think, and there will be time for you to do everything. if you lost your youth to mental illness or abuse, your life isn’t over. you can do everything you missed out on, and more. if you’re losing your youth right now, there will be time for you to do the things you want to do. it’s gonna be okay, you still have time.

[the-suicide-effect]

“Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die”

—

[mcprincessdiaries-archive]

[tobinheath]

Say it with me

Christen Press does not owe us anything

Not the fans, not journalists, not the media

Nothing

Nada

The sooner you all get that in your heads, the sooner we can move on

Cool?

Easy?

We good?

K good.