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are you i n s a n e like me? been in PAIN like me? Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? Just to pour that MOTHERFUCKER down the drain like me? Would YOU use your water bill to dry the S T A I N like me? Raven Mickaelson ♔ ✔  THE TIME BOMB ✔ 22 ✔ PHI PHI BETA ✔ COUNSELING PSYCHOLOGY ✔ SOFTBALL " you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it."

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bruhtessa:

“I’ll be honest with you, even though I’m not all that happy to be back in school, I am glad that I’m no longer inside of a rental car with my mother. And it’s not because I do not enjoy being with my mother, I actually had a good time with her, I just can’t be in a car for too long. I had an urge to puke several times.”

“You’ll love this place. Everyone is either high, drunk or humping into each other. SO much better than a rental car, for sure. “

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rmburkes:

I would have really thought that people would be decent enough not to take my clothes out of the dryer while still drying just dry their clothes. I swear people can be such savages. I don’t even have enough change to buy more time on the damn machine and my clothes are just a big wet mess of a pile.

Seriously? People do that? What the actual fuck? I’m so thankful someone else does my clothes for me.

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issa-is:

Alright, so I might have only been gone for a week, but the jet lag was real. I swear I spent most of the time since I’ve been back sleeping. Catch me up on what I missed around here.

“Before we do some catching up, I’m still waiting for that gift I was promised with. Or anything from Italy. Chop, chop. A waited for a week for this. Glad to have your face back and oh, it’s all smiley and happy. too.”

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matthewxgrayson:

“So, why am I the one only one being talked until there is a hole inside of my brain? I swear, the dean has it out for me. I wasn’t the only one picking on this stupid ass Freshman. I didn’t know he was his nephew. Do you think anyone would notice if I pushed him off a bridge?”

“If you ever still want to do that idea, count me in. That dean has been on my ass ever since day that my hand accidentally landed on a student’s jaw, which happens to be the son of the biggest beneficiary of this school.”

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ncabrams:

Could you repeat that? I’m sorry, I’ve been zoning out. I had a nice vacation in Italy, and then immediately after getting back I had a family business trip. I’ve feel like I’ve been going nonstop lately, that now that I have a little bit of down time, I feel like I am forgetting something. So sorry if my mind is elsewhere.

It’s fine. I’m sure you’re still on Italy high. Let’s talk about that then. How was it? All lovey dovey, but spare me the rowdy details.

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nino-fiore:

“And when you say shit like that I wonder why I’m your friend. The sass is too real sometimes.”

“Maybe because we’re actually not. Can we skip to the part where you tell me what the hell do you want? I’m kinda in the middle of something important that’s called sleeping. Don’t know if you ever heard of that but people like me need it.”

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thetylerhawthorne:

“What a bold suggestion. I’m in. Lead the way.” 

“I’m never one to shy away.” A suggestive smile falls upon her lips as they start walking to her room. “Quick. Think about a drinking game before we reach my room. We can ‘least do something fun and spice things up while we get wasted.”

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perry-c:

Well, that was fucking rude. You shouldn’t treat people like that.

I’m sorry. I’m just in a mood. I’m so fucking irritated.  I yelled at my phone for ringing too loud. I’m going to lose my mind here.

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chxrlotte-m:

And you know, when you say shit like that, it makes me want to punch your silicon-ingested chest, love.

What that suppose to be offensive? Because it really wasn’t. What do you want?

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scotty-ellis:

“All I said was that I needed to borrow some hair spray. What’s so wrong with that?”

“The fact that you even suggested I had hair pray? Me? Of all people?”

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hsawyer:

“All I did was invite you for pancakes tomorrow morning, Rae. I know you like your sleep but I miss your face.”

“Why do you always do this? Why do you like waking up before the sun does? Why can’t you just love sleep like everyone else? Why are you so darn cute? Why can I never say no to you? Whyyyyy.”

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astraesser:

You are cute. I’ll shamelessly admit that. Glowing? Is that you’re way of trying to call me cute? You didn’t miss anything though. Not that I’ve noticed at least. 

Just cute? Since I’m feeling all the self love and all, what else would you like to shamelessly admit about me? Maybe. There’s just something about you. I can’t put on a finger as to what. Good. Taking care of your baby sitter as made me more of a hermit than I already was.

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astraesser:

Talk about selective hearing. 

Thought you liked it when I talked dirty? Ha.

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winnie-mearns:

For asking if these were your leftovers in the fridge? Well, when you say shit like that, you make me seriously dislike you, so we’re even.

I wasn’t talking to you, Miss. I was talking to this guy over the phone and yes, they’re mine and don’t ask why its in your fridge. Though, its really not that all surprising that you hate me. I’m more surprised you were actually capable of cursing. And please, we all know the world would have cried if your mother decided to be celibate. What a waste of good genes.

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jordyneedwards:

Because sharing is caring Raven.

But I do NOT care. Also, I kind of need more help in the cooking department.