"Nah. Not sure how love really translates to my species, but so far it ain't at all what humans experience."
20. Do you shower every day?
"I'm not overly fond of water so, uh, no. Probably more along the lines of every second day. Wings just get so dusty." He pouts.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
"Not really. Sounds like a lot of work."
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
"I'm quite happy with my body! In the past I would have removed my tail, but lo, it is removed! So everything is tip top."
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
"I haven't kissed too many, but those I have I didn't even know their age so, uh, maybe?"
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
"Why... would I do that...?"
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
"Dammit!" he huffs. He looks up as he thinks. "I think... maybe five? Six, seven even? Ugh, like I'd remember each of 'em."
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
"I haven't had a true love! And if they did, I'd kick 'em out the door! Screw that stuff."
55. Share a relationship story.
"Uhm, there were these two young lovers and I followed 'em around for a while? Emotions that come with love are very intriguing."
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
"Demons are weird, so I don't know their ages half the time. That can be anywhere between one year and ten thousand years for all I know."
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
He splutters. "I-I'm afraid I can't say! I usually just do whatever the client is into, though not always. I've refused a fair few."
75. Whatâs the sweetest thing anyoneâs ever done for you?
"For... me...?" He leans back and gets lost in thought, not answering.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
"Internet? What... is that...?"
