Mashed Potatoes Are A Liquid

I'm Abby and I hate cheese.

[powerfulwizard]

i know being an amazon affiliate doesn’t actually mean you’re being run by amazon but the idea that jeff bezos is personally puppeteering these blogs is just too funny for me

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[thebootydiaries]

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

[theconcealedweapon]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lovejayd]

This is so me lol

[gotmynina-deactivated20220711]

[toastbutteregg]

how about blackberry users?

[aranea-serket]

senior discount

[that-one-guy-who-does-the-thing]

snake: *tries to sneak around*

snake’s ass:

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

[hashtagparksandrec]

[a-splash-of-the-sun]

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

[pomeranian2]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LET THEM

[sacred-portal]

[exxt]

Drew on my hand today

[ammnontet]

borderhands

[rpg2692-deactivated20150617]

the hands among us

[poryg0ns-deactivated20150901]

The walking hands

[remindie]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

You’re doing soooo much for someone that doesn’t do shit for you….why? 

[creamynut]

I’m a dumb ass bitch, next question

[paristexaz]

this is too real

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week