House of the Dragon is basically Keeping Up with the Targaryens.
Just one family f*cking up the entire Westeros with their drama. People and dragons be dyin' just because they want to sit on a chair made of swords.
"So my Dad decided to marry my best friend, and it went downhill from there."
"I went out with my Uncle in the city. It was so much fun!"
"I know your wife just died, but anyway..."
"Dad, my brothers are bullying my sons! Tell them to stop!"
"Uncle Daemon is so cool. I so wanna be like him when I grow up."
"Those bitches killed my son. This is war."
"I didn't choose this dragon; it chose me. I'm both honored and scared at the same time."
"My stepmom is sending me away to the Vale to babysit my brothers. But my sister gets to stay because she has a dragon. It's so not fair."
"Your Mom must be so pretty that my husband cheated on me with her and had you."
"They want Harrenhal. Why does everyone f*cking want Harrenhal?"
"My Mom said I'm grounded. Like, what the f*ck am I supposed to do here?"
"I saw a dragon the other day. And I'm getting that dragon."
"I'm going out with my boo, Baela, on our dragons. Don't let my Mom out."
"Uncle, please get me out of here. He throws a tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants. I'm scared."
"I took my new dragon for a test drive and accidentally killed my cousin. I'm in so much trouble."
"Criston wants to die in battle. And I'm like, nope, sign me out. I don't wanna die yet."
"I am so torn having to choose between my wife and my daughter. Is this how Viserys felt?"
