Aquarius: “I’m calm, cool, and collected at first, you can yell at me and throw insults at me, okay, are you done? Now that you said what you said, NOW I’m coming for your whole life!”
Pisces: “I don’t like arguments ‘cause they impact me deeply. I react with disappointment and frustration, (even if I started the argument).”
Aries: “I don’t have time, I want an immediate explanation, I want to fix it right there and then. Done. I’ll blame you at first for the whole argument. After and only after I calm down, I will take responsibility if it’s my fault.”
Taurus: “Everything will fix itself; it takes me a long time to get angry but even a longer time to calm down.”
Gemini: “During the argument, I will randomly leave the scene. If you keep trying to argue with me, I will put you in your place. I will twist the argument in a way where you wish you never started it.”
Cancer: “Talk to me calmly in a gentle tone please, if you yell at me I will guilt trip you, I will make you feel bad for yelling at me.”
Leo: “I’m very chill and the arrogance in me says I’m always right so how could I be wrong?”
Virgo: “I don’t take criticism very well, I will come back and criticize your entire existence, nothing’s off limits.”
Libra: “What’s an argument? Can I eat it? I try to reach understanding and compromise but I expect the same out of you. If you don’t, I might make you cry.”
Scorpio: “Okay, I most likely started the argument. I get bored.”
Sagittarius: “In the moment, the heat of the argument, the devil will show itself - then it’s gone, nothing happened, get over it.”
Capricorn: “Say what you gotta say, then I’ll pour gasoline on the fire and you’ll feel it. I’m the wild card in UNO that you don’t want. I might break something, I might throw something at you, I might fight you. You never know!”
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