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[finsettoland]

picrew chain?

picrew chain.

Since it's a witchsona picrew, I made two versions. A witch version, and a normal version. If you just would like to make one, go right ahead!

Tags (no pressure tho!): @gb-diesellok (THE BIRTHDAY KING!), @cal-the-duende, @circusislife, @thatgendergremlinmoot, @whosmaxfr, @astridcookie, @planetsoupo, @ghost-in-a-flowercrown, @cipher-of-the-round-table, @floryeet, @zeepziesdiary, @wantmeifyouwantme, @jaspeon, @xxjackattackxx, @technologyvoid, @planetary-loanshark, @planettobster, @nothingbutcloud, @7ft-tall-shadow-creature, @crowfloatinginspace, @catwithacupofcoffee, @junk-thrillz, @catofstarlight, @eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeg, @realjoehours, @commander-spaceboy, @tabooi, @somebody-random-lol, @mezzyb0nb0n, @gaytrainboi, @drjackstrange, @aeronprotobator, @ratkatbat, @pheonix-thefirebird, @rune-tisms, @im-gonna-squeet, @octobitheoctagonal, @allthestarsinthesea, @melancholic-fabler, @yourlocalprocrastinator, @cyan-6-ide, @sincerecinnamon, @justanotherhighlycaffeinatednerd, @splendidred05, @night-minstrel, @ignisuada, @opalescent-apples, @dr-finn, @peacocksapphire, @lunesta-rose and anyone else who wants to join!

[circusislife]

Thank you for the tag! (And for reminding me '^^)

No pressure tags!

@somephantominthewalls @luckybyrdrobyn @astral-catastrophe @cal-the-duende @justanotherhighlycaffeinatednerd @bzagender @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @lava-fox628 @hyperfixatezz @6leafclover @link-or-sherlock @ootlink-is-love @ladye-zelda

[birb-boyo]

@somephantominthewalls @6leafclover @cal-the-duende @hyperfixatezz @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @link-or-sherlock @bzagender @justanotherhighlycaffeinatednerd

<333

[6leafclover]

@snakejar @gardenturtle @sunny-flake @hero-dualies-pog @somephantominthewalls @hyperfixatezz I think some of y'all have been tagged already so im gonna stop.

also thanks for tagging me @circusislife

[sunny-flake]

WHY IS THIS LIKE- THE BEST PICREW EVER

GOD THE ARTSTYLE IS SO SLAY

TYSM FOR THE TAG AAAAAA

Tags: @blossomingwaters @blossomingwaters @jumpstrike @thepinklink @howl-at--the-sun @here4dragons @whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng @triforce-of-mischief @thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2 @toonfan2106 @ilaiawanderlust @olivethetreebitch @paradoxical-hermitcrab @cloud-anon & ofc anybody else who wants to join!!

[blossomingwaters]

Thank u so much for the tag!!

This was fun!

No pressure tags: @thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2 @aur0ralights @sparklingpixies @swordsoffour @nerdypear4 and any one else who would like to join! :D

[nerdypear4]

Thank you for the tag!

I love this art style! So cute!

Tags! (No pressure)

@drowsymothcryptid @anxious-art-block @inuyashapicklecatdragon-blog @idiot-mushroom @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @r4zzberry @random-conspiracy @arsonisticscholar @dont-u-know-it and anyone who wants to!

[anxious-art-block]

Thx for the tag!

@razziebean @birdmomblogs @tiras-tales !!

[razziebean]

:3

[razziebean]

my sister (french): i headcannon french people are bonsiour

[razziebean]

love it when my cat acts clinically insane like yes baby, purr on my bed while looking like the most serene creature on the planet then do a backflip off the wall while aiming for my jugular, i love you you're so cute <3

[razziebean]

oh sure, when other people overshare it's 'endearing' and 'cute', but when I do it I'm 'sharing classified information' and 'consorting with the enemy'

[razziebean]

y'know what? love really is the small things. like making a wattpad account despite not knowing what it is to like and comment on your daughter's crappy first chapter of the book she was so excited about <3

[razziebean]

I do not learn, I only experience

[razziebean]

turn your food delivery into a Fun Enrichment Activity by inputting a different address and chasing it through traffic!!!!

[razziebean]

Fuck you, I wanna be soft. I wanna be a cushy little armchair near a gentle fire; a cup of a warm drink; a cheery, bright window on a cold night. I wanna be a checkpoint where the only task is "rest", and I don't want to FIGHT for it! I want to ooze into a crack of the world, a small corner, and gently grow into it! I want to be the person with the open windows, the warm smile, the genuine 'how are you?' i want to be so soft anyone who dares to attack will simply sink into it; the familiarity, the softness, the tenderness! I know the world is cruel and hard, that people expect me to have ambitions and a fire to strive for domination. But the only fires I want are little candles and for the kettle. I just want to live softly, to BE soft, and to make a space for anyone who wants to stay to know they're safe. stupid fuckin high school graduation >:(

[razziebean]

omg haha guys wanna see my ghost au?

*dies*

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Wtf-

[shirp-collector-of-fixations]

The egg has returned

[clowning-lessons]

THEYRE BACK

[the-one-and-only-allium]

egg,,

[theradiodemon7]

EGG

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

17 days remain

[axolotlife]

Run Forrest Run

[little-sparrow37]

Date of origin 

[razziebean]

Some Things That Make My Life Easier to Handle

-Kissing my cat right behind his ear when he’s sleeping

-Bumping foreheads with my sister 

-Giving tight squeezy hugs

-Thunderstorms

-Making my dad laugh

-Making my mom give me the soft look

-Having a conversation with a stranger that ends well

-Wind at night

-Playing a game with my other sister and getting invested

-Doing something in class that makes the teacher laugh

-When someone says they’re proud of me

-Accepting the heaviness in my chest and knowing i’m strong enough to carry it

-Checking my grades and seeing i brought up a low one

-Explaining my stories to people and watching them get invested

-Drawing something exactly as I pictured it

-Realising I’ve memorised a new route

-Discovering that other people like the same thing I do

-Being alone in the woods

-Summer of 2019/2020 memories

-saying ‘i told you so’

-Running

-Picking people up when they think I can’t

-youtube documentaries

-the falling-stomach feeling

-waking up and remembering a good dream

-evening sunlight streaming through my window

-playing games in class

-memories of elementary school recess

maybe these aren’t exactly grand things, and there is so much more I could have added. but if you read to the end, what are some things that ease the burden? you don’t have to write it down, you don’t even have to really think about it. just, the next time you laugh, or get a light feeling, remember it. hold onto it. and maybe, it’ll come back, and you can feel it more often. 

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[trans-shota-aizawa-au-pt-2]

re post yall

[razziebean]

something i still think about: in 8th grade I showed up to school wearing leggings under jean shorts (which was pretty uncommon for how i dressed). the day before there had been a few popular girls arguing about whether or not it was considered ‘fashionable’. I only know about that debate because one of them approached me and told me about it when i wore it. to this day I don’t know who’s argument i helped. 

[razziebean]

solution to heatstroke according to my little sister: all the water

[abbee22-deactivated20240107]

tag game!

rules: tag 10 blogs you want to get to know better! i was tagged by @gh0stbursoot , thank you - ily you seem like the nicest person for real tho

Name: Zesty /Z (not my actual name )

Gender/pronons: she/her

Sexuality:v??????

Height: 5"3

Favourite animal : reptiles /snakes

Average hours of sleep :5hrs 30mins 😗👋

Dog or cat : I have a dog but I like both

Dream job : idk a baker I guess

When I made this blog: early 2019 I think but I didnt start using it until early lockdown

Why I made this blog: boredom probably

Reason for url :you think I know the answer to that

Current time: 12:40am

Song currently stuck in my head: good girls by 5sos

Tagging: (you dont have to answer stuff you arent comfortable with or answer at all really)

@entinullbutno @im-a-dragon-cawcaw @ghostsagainststardust @bees-r-cool @stressedandhomicidal @daughter-of-poseidon-97 @i-am-thevoid @takisandtoes

[rainb0we-deactivated20210612]

cbshajcbs thank you for the tag Mangle <:)

Name: Bowie/Bobo

Gender/Pronouns: Demi-Boy, He/Him

Sexuality: Andromantic/Grey-Ace

Height: 5′10

Favorite Animal: Bunnies

Average hours of sleep: uhh 4-6 hours vbhdsv

Dog or cat: Dog!

Dream Job: Freelance Artist or a Pharmacist

When I made this blog: Feb 2019

Why I made this blog: I wanted to start over and get away from DA because toxic people in my life made me want to leave :(

Reason for url: Ironic how I thought I was cishet yet my name was rainb0we SOBS

Current Time: 11am

Song currently stuck in my head: Mi Mi Mi - Serebro 

Anyone can join in ! :)

[funtime-fredboi]

Name: Fredboi/Fred

Gender/Pronouns: Pangender, She/Her, They/Them, He/Him

Bisexual Polyamourus

5'6 or 5'7 (I haven’t had a doctors apointment for a while so I’m not fully sure)

Favorite animal: Currently bears

Average hours of sleep: u h h h tbh not sure, about 5-6 hours I think.

Dog or Cat: Cats(I like both but I’ve just always liked cats more)

Dream Job: Cartoonist or Animator(still haven’t had the patience to try and animate but I really wanna learn how)

When I made this blog: I think January or February this year, but I only really started using it around May.

Why I made this blog: I just wanted to share my art and stuff about my FNAF AU

Reason for URL: Still simping over a certain bear.

Current time:11:30AM

Song currently stuck in my head: We Know What Scares You by TryHardNinja

Tags: @idrawsometimess @ask-a-wip-fnaf-au @bluewishesss @justsomeweirdbandkid @2009mcdonaldshappymealtoy

[justsomeweirdbandkid]

Jsksjsksk thank you for tagging me

Name: Cheryle (but I go by BandKid here)

Gender/Pronouns: Demigirl, she/they

Sexuality: Bi as a fuckin apple pie idk

Height: 5'1 (thought I was like 5'7 but I measured a week or so ago and no, turns out I’m short)

Favorite animal: idk man I’m a furry, I’m all over the place

Average hours of sleep: 2-6 hours, depends on the night

Dog or cat: *flashbacks to warrior cats days* uhhhh yea I like cats

Dream job: Idk, something in the culinary or orchestral arts

When did I make this blog: hhhhh I wanna say around November last year, it’s been a bit

Why I made this blog: I thought people could see how long I’d had my first blog so I made another one thinking I could just switch em and it would be a whole new account (I was incorrect)

Current time: 1:45 PM

Reason for URL: take a fuckin guess

Song stuck in my head: Isabella’s Lullaby from The Promised Neverland

Tagging: @furblrwurblr @chocosinnabun @jasthelazyelf @thats-my-yogurt-satan @wakeupsunshineee @boo-im-mae @snapcracklepop-myjoints @bluewishesss @tea-earl-grey-thot @jo-mccoy @minami–chan @fucknatejacobsclub @a-dumb-band-kid @bigboibobross @xx-kachi-xx @just-a-stupid-sinner @rattycakes263 @smart-student-anon and anyone who I might’ve missed who wants to join

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Name: I go by Ceci on here bc the initials of my first and middle name are C C

Gender/Pronouns: agender, any pronouns but it/it’s

Sexuality: biromantic asexual

Height: 5’7 but I tend to wear high heels

Favourite animal: bunnies

Average amount of sleep: my sleep schedule is a bag of marbles, plus I do lots of naps. I have chronic fatigue but also other issues that make it harder to fall asleep so 🤷

Dog or cat: cat

Dream job: something to do with manuscript studies and palaeography, idk exactly

When did I make this blog: years ago idek. Sometime in high school. It’s also not the first one bc I lost the login details for my first account.

Why: fandom stuff. People on ao3 kept putting “follow me on tumblr!” In their end notes and eventually I caved and gave in. Now I can’t imagine how I followed fandoms and without it 😂

Current time: 3:39 pm and I woke up an hour ago 🤷

Reason for url: I have EDS and all my joints make lots of cronchy noises

Ngl I don’t have many ppl to tag who I would feel comfortable tagging. I already know most of these ppl irl lmao so 🤷 you don’t need to do it I just need more ppl to tag

@luckymoony @frostyfanfics @carrotsnhorses @wanderinginfangorn and anyone else i follow/or follows me who wants to do it

[anxious-art-block]

Name: Tip/Arti(Nicknames)

Gender/Pronouns: Demigirl, She/They

Sexuality: Lesbian

Height: 5′2″ 

Favourite Animal: All of them

Average Hours of Sleep: I don’t even know man, it varies

Dog or cat: Cat

Dream job: Somewhere along the lines of a singer, voice actor or like someone who makes cartoons, idk what that’s called

When I made this blog: Fuck idk actually, like 2017?? I think???

Why I made this blog: My old one had got deleted in the great tumblr purge

Reason for URL: It’s self-explanatory so

Current Time: 3:22 pm

Song currently stuck in my head: Cry for Me by Twice

And I tag @tiramina-fan-works and @razziebean anyone can join after that :))

[razziebean]

Name: Alina/Cool Mom/Knickknack/Bean

Gender/Pronouns: Her/She

Sexuality: Demisexual

Height: 5′1″

Favourite Animal: It changes every fricken day man (currently wolves)

Average Hours of Sleep: Good day, 10-ish. Bad day, like 4.

Dog or cat: Both UwU

Dream job: Radio host, storyboard artist, or owning my own business conjoined with my sisters, something along those lines :)

When I made this blog: 2019???? Very, very late 2018??????

Why I made this blog: (mumbles) I saw so many Tumblr screenshots from Pinterest that I got curious

Reason for URL: My knick-name, Alina, sounds a bit like the russian word for ‘razzberry’ (Malina), and my sister used to call me Bean, so... razziebean

Current Time: 19:02 

Song currently stuck in my head: ‘Girls In The Hood’ Megan Thee Stallion

TAGGING: 

@swagfirellama @fa3rie-boy @shon95, and of course absolutely anyone else who would like to do this :D

[razziebean]

how the FUCK do i explain to someone who wants to get to know me that the only thing i enjoy anymore is reading the oddly specific colour names on art supplies