Speak softly ...and carry a big stick

  An Earth-616 Bruce Banner/The Hulk

[lenathorul]

Defenders (2005) #1 w; J. M. DeMatteis and Keith Giffen a; Kevin Maguire

[rbbanner]

sensationxl — continued

  ‘Then wiggle your whole foot. Careful. You should be able to do that, even concussed.’

[cxptain-blog]

rbbanner

     “Is there anything I can get you?        Anything that would help?”

[rbbanner]

  ‘I’m okay, just need a minute...  Maybe some aspirin.’

[khaleesa]

Does Bruce Banner never wear belts because they’re awkward when hulking out? Or is that just part of his shabby scientist aesthetic?

[roleplaysituationsandstuff]

Send one of these in my askbox to see how my muse reacts

[rbbanner]

“Everyone ends up alone.” “Stay close to me.” “We need to get away.” “This is all for you.” “How could you be so heartless?” “There’s gotta be another way out.” “I’ve tried forever getting out on my own.” “I don’t wanna fight alone anymore.” “I never thought you would really go.” “I was being such a fool.” “But I can’t live without you.” “If I wanted to leave I would have left by now.” “Don’t let me down.” “And now I’m feeling stupid.” “I’ll only stay with you one more night.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Can’t take it no more.” “I used to pretend that I felt okay.” “I’ve failed you again.” “God knows that I tried…” “I was dreaming for so long.” “You are the piece of me I wish I didn’t need.” “If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity?” “We both know how this ends.” “This is not what I do.” “Is that alright?” “Am I even human?” “I’m a mess.” “At least I’ve always been myself.” “No one knows my heart.” “I don’t know what I’m doing.” “There is something that you need to let me know.” “Be honest please.” “Say you’ll stay.” “I’ll look after you.” “I wasn’t looking for this.” “Here’s my number.” “Where do you think you’re going, baby?” “I missed you so bad.” “You see?” “Come on let’s go and play!” “Be my baby.” “Don’t you ever say I just walked away.” “I will always want you.” “I never meant to start a war.” “I just wanted you to let me in.” “I guess I should’ve let you win.” “You make me crazy from happiness.” “You’re my prince from the fairy tale.” “Where do I go if you leave?” “I was afraid you don’t care about me.” “I can’t forget you.” “I’m your destiny.” “You are like frost.” “We just have to wait until the next life.” “We need to talk.” “Where did I go wrong?” “I lost a friend.” “If I don’t say this now I will surely break.” “I’m losing my control.” “What’s mine is yours to leave or take.” “You’ve begun to feel like home.” “If that’s what you want…” “But I’m only human!” “I bleed…” “I can do it!” “Don’t let them in.” “Let it go.” “We only have each other.“  “Okay, can I just, say something crazy?” “We are meant to be.”

[rbbanner]

|| AU where Bruce doesn’t quit medicine for physics and none of this crazy G-bomb shit happens

[rbbanner]

` i put on a dress for this. i am not wearing those. `

  ‘Fine.I’m not making a Grinch joke because I love you.’ 

[vrochii-deactivated20150927]

Sentence Starters || Real Conversations I’ve Had

` it’ll be worth it later. `

` i literally ran away from, like, nine old ladies for this. please appreciate my hard work. `

` why do you look like a raggedy doll ? `

` just say you like the crown. `

` please. i am so tired. `

` i’m a fucking queen. `

` don’t sleep. just lay down and read a book. `

` oh, hm, i wonder what i’ll take to validate my victory. oh ! i know ! i’ll take this man’s genitalia ! `

` that’s how he introduced himself: hey, i got some dicks ! `

` ( name. ) YOU WERE SO PURE ! `

` did you kiss ? did he touch you ? `

` imagine him calling his dong a centipede, though. `

` you know, i wonder if anyone ever saw my messages like this, they’d question my sanity. `

` if anybody asks, i was cooking with strawberry sauce and it got out of hand. `

` i just had a fight with the clothes horse. `

` i put on a dress for this. i am not wearing those. `

` i have a secret… i ate the last scone. `

` i was reading this thing and one of the lines was ‘ his manhood stood tall at attention ’ and i just thought of an army of dicks. `

` ( name. ) told me to consume the nutrients of the fallen, so i did. `

` i was hugging him without his shirt on. `

` you perv, give me back my underwear. i need it more than you do. `

[rbbanner]

|| i say

what’s going on?

[terriamon]

reblog if (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[rbbanner]

|| aah, Wolverine was still such a puppy in the first X-Men film

[notjustavengerswives-blog]

“Bruce….” She said softly. She couldn’t let him go. Betty grabbed his cheeks and kissed him with everything she had.

[rbbanner]

  How could she... and how could he not kiss her back? 

  ‘I can’t stay.... Not much longer.’

[rbbanner]

#cool guys don’t look at explosions

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

[pantheonwastaken]

[ageekywriter]

(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)

[the-red-hurricane]

I don’t care if we ship, I love the idea of kids

[greathoundfenrir]

(Extra bonus points if you aren’t one of my Canon Children)

[rbbanner]

you can still give any one of these a like!

[notjustavengerswives-blog]

“Fine, Bruce. Whatever. Go.”

[rbbanner]

  He’s out with one foot, but he can’t leave, not just like that, when she still looks at him. He can’t go without cupping Betty’s face with both of his hands and pressing a faint kiss on her forehead---just there. If he really kissed her, he won’t be able to go.

[notjustavengerswives-blog]

“That didn’t sound very convincing.”

[rbbanner]

  ‘I’m sorry, Betty, I’m being as honest with you as I can.’