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Antonija, from Croatia. Sometimes I'm funny.

[the-arachnocommunist]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

a modern day hero

[liveschlong]

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[little-town]

looking up 'ear hats' on tumblr Tags

what i wanted

what i found

[cacavape]

i feel morello on a deep spiritual level right now

[kxneki]

why want the d when you can have the p

[lilxanax-deactivated20131013]

This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms

[cloudcuckoolander527]

[skrillsnwubwubs-deactivated2018]

all the awards for the story and gif usage 

[pennylessproud]

When he comes over to chill and gets an attitude when he realizes you legit just want to hangout

[prettyvillain]

Exactly

[africanrelic-deactivated2016030]

Bye

[lovingfoss666-blog]

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

[cuphaz-deactivated20140131]

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

[human]

2030 is as far away as 2000

[frahnkocean-deactivated20151102]

It’s only 2015??? How is this even remotely accurate????

[beyonseh]

[whateversebastian]

i’ve never had a new years kiss, or a mistletoe kiss but i did have a hershey’s kiss and it was wonderful

[hijerking]

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

[hijerking]

isn’t life great

[gobblechopstv]

[ouijaboarding-blog]

Your 5 might be somebody else’s 10 so don’t be fucking rude about who people find attractive and about who people love just because you don’t see what they do.

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

me when I go grocery shopping