titsay
Today's Document
Sade Olutola
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
KIROKAZE
JVL
@theartofmadeline
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
izzy's playlists!
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
No title available
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
blake kathryn
seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from Norway
seen from Netherlands
seen from France
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Egypt
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@rcbeus
Dark!Hagrid Verse - Bela
@crucioslut
“Who’d have thought the great fuckin’ Bela Black was terrified of a little machine. Your call,” he snorted, revving it even louder, causing the groups of witches and wizards on the streets to jump and quickly move away “-but I’m leavin’ in about ten seconds.. with or without you,”
Rubeus Hagrid at your service.
Redbubble | Ko-Fi
❝ Why did I just hear a {meow/bark} come from that room? ❞
“Uh... no reason. Nope. None. Zip.”
@rcbeus
“So… are we going to have proper classes this year or should I already start writing my will?” Usually Rosalie would not be openly hostile towards a teacher, even if she loved running her mouth behind their back, but none of the Slytherins took Care of Magical Creatures serious, therefore she wouldn’t either.
“We are gonna have classes I deem suitable,” the massive man had gained a bit of confidence in his years of teaching, looking down at the small girl “-then again... if’n you feel like you can’t handle my classes... I could get you assigned to a second History of Magic course, if’n thas... safe enough for ya?”
Like if you want me in your IMs to plot!
//drew me 1 hagrid
HELL YES! (This is very weird. Enjoy;)
Send “HELL YES!” for your muse to kiss mine out of happiness.
@crucioslut
Hagrid had been working with Bella for about a week now. It had been long evenings of tedium. Finally.. it seemed she had been getting close to an answer.... then out of no where.. she had exclaimed loudly. Hopped up and down, grabbed him by the beard and yanked him down into a kiss. Shock... confusion.. then a large hand grabbed the small of her back, and deepened the kiss. Why the hell not?
☆ﾟSentences → Domestic Bliss
❝ Come on, get up! I wanna go get waffles! ❞
❝ Why did I just hear a {meow/bark} come from that room? ❞
❝ Okay, so, upside is I made dinner! Downside, I might’ve made dinner for the whole neighborhood. Turns out, pasta grows in water! ❞
❝ Do you remember our first date? ❞
❝ Okay, we’ll do rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bug. ❞
❝ {Written note}: Dear Fool, this is your water gun. You have five seconds to prepare for war. ❞
❝ You aren’t tall enough to reach that, but I’m willing to watch you try. ❞
❝ It’s YOU I’ve been hearing at three in the morning! ❞
❝ The animal crackers are gone, but if you leave to go get some, I’ll politely keep my back turned until they’re back in the cabinet. ❞
❝ The baby was crying, and now I’m crying, and I think I’m making it worse! ❞
❝ Hey, baby, sit up for me. I brought you some tea with your medicine. ❞
❝ I want to go on an adventure. 1:28am is the best time for finding our big journey! ❞
❝ Hey honey, uh, hypothetically, how many plastic balls would it take to turn the living room into a ballpit? Hypothetically? ❞
❝ God, you’re always so cold. Get over here, I’ll save you. ❞
❝ For the love of god, get off the floor! You’re sinking in the lava! ❞
❝ Well, what happened is, I put the kid down for a nap. But I got tired too. So, now it’s 11pm and no one’s had dinner. On the plus side, Spongebob is on.❞
❝ I’m going to mop the fucking ceiling, watch me. ❞
Send “HELL YES!” for your muse to kiss mine out of happiness.
OR send “What did you…” for the reverse.
Bonus: Add a context to this.
One hand quicker than you’d expect moved into the battered leather jacket he wore, plucking the pink brolly from beneath it, aiming it at Sirius “-Dumbledore’s orders trump anythin’ Sirius.. y’know that,” he took a few large strides backwards “-yer a target. Harry stayin’ with you is dangerous. The Dark Lord’s followers know yer one of the strongest sorts and KNOWS you’d be th’one to get Harry. If any stragglers try’n come after him.. they’d go straight fer you. Nobody knows about them muggles what are related t’L-...” he couldn’t say her name. It hurt too much “-to his mum...now.. don’t stop me Sirius, I got a long series of Floo trips to get this boy safe..”
rcbeus:
“Not at all! Whatever you make will be good ‘nuff for me,” he assured her. He slipped of his heavy leather coat and hung it up, along with his flat-cap, yawning and stretching tall “-you jus’ get prettier every time I see you!”
“You flatter me, Hagrid,” she said with a warm smile. Normally she would retaliated such a compliment, but with Hagrid she knew that he wasn’t trying to gain anything. “How have you been?” she asked as she set the kettle on the stove.
“Busy busy!” he exclaimed “-snow’s been keeping me on me toes!” he grinned as he leant comfortable back in the chair “-gotta prep the gardens for frost! Make sure all them creatures have warm homes and all!”
Dark!Hagrid Verse - Bela
“Did I ask your opinion you trumped up scarecrow?” he grunted, standing and downing the rest of his ale, before shoving the flat cap back onto his mane of hair “-right. Lead th’way. What’s the job and who am I expected t’break into tiny bits, eh?” she was… a menace. Pretty in a sad sort of way. But deadly all the same. Hell, the only reason the DeathEaters feared him was the same reason they feared Fenrir. They were both resistant to most spells.
The insult Hagrid opened with was enough to make her so hot to strike that the hand that gripped her wand shook. There was nothing she could do, though. It wasn’t her assignment to destroy Hagrid. In fact, it was expected they work together. Bellatrix was also aware of his great physical endurance and strength, so she would try to keep things strictly business. “We’re to pay a visit to the Weasleys. Their young Ginny will be home from school for holidays. We’ll take her hostage and demand information.”
“Fuckin’ Weasleys multiply like rabbits,” he muttered as he stomped towards the door of the bar, and straddled his great large motorbike, revving it up as dragon’s fire belched from the exhaust. With a silent movement he gestured for her to hop on the bag. He was too large to apparate, and couldn’t stand the use of Floo Powder.
Dark!Hagrid Verse - Bela
“Did I ask your opinion you trumped up scarecrow?” he grunted, standing and downing the rest of his ale, before shoving the flat cap back onto his mane of hair “-right. Lead th’way. What’s the job and who am I expected t’break into tiny bits, eh?” she was... a menace. Pretty in a sad sort of way. But deadly all the same. Hell, the only reason the DeathEaters feared him was the same reason they feared Fenrir. They were both resistant to most spells.
Harry Potter Themed Sentence Starters
splattermemes:
enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
The Letter
“Did I get mail?”
“I got my Hogwarts letter!!”
“Magic isn’t real, idiot.”
“I’m a what?”
“Guess where I’m going on September first!”
“Did you get yours yet?”
“Is that an owl?”
Diagon Alley
“Oh no! My owl!”
“Hey, can I borrow a knut?” / “You can borrow DEEZ KNUTS.”
“That book tried to BITE me!”
“Look at this book–Hexes for the Novice Prankster.”
“I just saw someone trying to snort Floo powder.”
“Do these robes make my butt look big?”
“The Apothecary smells like rotten milk.”
“What cauldron did you get?”
“School shopping has never been so much fun.”
“Maybe we can sneak into the Leaky Cauldron.”
“I want that broom SO bad.”
“Why would you want a cat?”
“The wand chooses the asshole, I guess.”
“Ollivander is kind of a creep.”
The Hogwarts Express
“We’re going to miss the train!”
“Can you tell me where Platform Nine and Three Quarters is?”
“This trunk is SO heavy!”
“Why are you already wearing your robes?”
“I just ate six cauldron cakes. Someone give me a medal.”
“Are we there yet?”
“You can’t sit with us.”
“Oh–damn. Sorry, I thought this compartment was empty.”
“Is it okay if I sit with you? Everywhere else is full.”
“Are you a prefect?”
“Ha ha! You got a booger-flavored jelly bean?”
“I’ll trade you my chocolate frog card!”
“I lost my toad.”
“I’m scared about the sorting…”
Life At Hogwarts
“I swear, Filch keeps trying to get me into trouble.”
“This is the fifth time I’ve seen that staircase move!”
“If Peeves wasn’t a ghost, I’d fight him.”
“Oh hey, my owl brought me a letter!”
“Do you think Shrek lives in the Forbidden Forest?”
“Let’s just pretend I didn’t blow up my cauldron.”
“Muggleborns are going to take over the world.”
“There’s something weird about that professor.”
“…do people really get detention in the Forbidden Forest?”
“Meet me in the Common room/library/Great Hall later!”
“I don’t know how I keep getting points deducted from my House.”
“Why do you still use quills? There are pens.”
“I dare you to go swimming in the lake.”
Quidditch
“GET THE SNITCH!”
“Your team sucks.”
“That should’ve been a foul!”
“Wow, look at them go.”
“Don’t fall off the broom!”
“That captain is so hot.”
“Why is Quidditch a legal sport?”
“I wish I made the team.”
“See you on the field.”
“Look out for that Bludger!”
“We’re celebrating with Butterbeer tonight.”
“I can’t believe we lost again…”
Exams
“I’ll never be able to learn this spell in time…”
“What are the twelve uses of dragon blood again?”
“Can you show me the wand movement again? Please?”
“Just let me peek at your notes for five minutes.”
“I couldn’t even do well at regular school, now I’m at wizard school…”
“Is there really no way to cheat?”
“If I don’t get an O on my Charms OWL, I’m going to scream.” / “I’ll be happy to get an A on any of my OWLS.”
Dark!Hagrid Verse - Bela
@crucioslut
The massive and bearded half-giant had been told he was to meet his accomplice. So he sat, hunched in the corner of the dingy little pub, gulping through his fourth ale. He was impatient. He knew the reputation of the woman known as Bellatrix. And he had little tolerance for insanity. He was a professional.. he did one thing very well. Hurt people. Hearing someone sniggering, his dark beetle eyes flashed to them. Leaning over, he snatched the leg of a chair beside him and with all his force threw it at the wizard, the item shattered against his body leaving him a crumpled mess. “-I don’t like people laughin’ at me,”
Reblog if you’re open to improvisational rp and just “winging it” with threads
Whether it’s the first interactions between the muses so the chemistry is still up in the air and it’s still unknown as to whether or not they’ll click before potential plotting, or the muses have too much minds of their own and run wild the moment you set them loose in a thread, plotting is hard and occasionally your pre-planned threads jump the track and go in totally different directions than anticipated thanks to the muses’ creative differences. Reblog this to let your rp partners know that you don’t mind simply jumping straight into in-character interactions and threads.
